youthanize

To "fatally" screw up someone's "natural" or "normal" progression into maturity; two of the most common forms of this abuse are to either invalidly/excessively tell a tender/naive-minded little one to "grow up already", or to put down an adult by "treating him like a five-year-old".

I signed up for adult-counselling in an effort to get my social screws tightened, and they did an excellent job --- one big way they helped me was to teach me to recognize when others were trying to youthanize me, and then simply disregard these verbal barbs so that they could no longer hurt me emotionally.

by QuacksO May 18, 2019

youthanism

Any of the slang or juxtopposed words that people, mostly young make up and use every day.

The youthanisms of today just confuse me.

by IM1RU September 18, 2010

youthamism

a turn of phrase used by young people that other young people understand that makes absolutely no sense to adults.

kid 1: "I'm trippin balls man"
kid 2: "Whats crackin"
kid 1: "everything was butter til I got the ass at work, now I'm so barren I gotta co-pilot that rave on Sunday"
kid 2: "such a burke"

Translation from youthamism's to real english "Im going crazy" - "whats the problem" - "Welll, everything was fine until I lost my job, now I can't afford any drugs for the party on the weekend" - "haha, sucked in you cunt"

by paddy mac January 22, 2010

youthanize

Putting down a stupid child who behaves so badly that he deserves to die.

"These children are f*cking up my class! I'm going to youthanize these animals!"

by ColdBeerWarmGun May 22, 2010

yotham

Guy with a huge dick

Did you see Yotham’s pants today.
Yeah he has a huge dick

by Brandy love January 11, 2018

yothatseal

A pro gorrila tag YouTuber and tiktoker named @yothatseal

A pro gorrila tag YouTuber and tiktoker named @yothatseal

by yothatseal March 16, 2022

Youthanasia

Through the magic of movie make-up and CGI, an actor is made artificially younger, thus: youthanasia.

Jim: "Wow, seeing Arnie back as the Terminator was pretty cool."

Joe: "Yeah, they performed some mighty youthanasia on that old, meaty catcher's mit of a man."

by Fozter June 24, 2009