yoink

To violently or non violently take an object from another, regardless of the love or respect the yoinkee has for the beyoinked object.

"Yoink!" I exclaimed wickedly as I sharply stole Martha's hat.

by shellybasser April 08, 2003

yoink

1. to steal an object from another
see also liberation, gank, and steal
2. a sound made when taking another's possession as your own

I yoinked a soda from the gas station because the attendant was such an asshole.

by whoredon January 12, 2004

yoink

The noise an object makes when it is no longer there. Often the person removing said object will amplify this noise making it apear as though they just said it.

'yoink'
man 1: "wow that car just vanished"

by mad sid May 25, 2005

yoink

an exclamation to be used when stealing something belonging to someone else. use of the word yoink precludes any negative reaction by the victim.

"Nice nick. Yoink!"

by Rickster June 10, 2004

yoink

The official expression of an illegitimate transaction.

"Yoink!" Grabs objects and quickly disperses

by Adam21 September 06, 2006

yoink

To legally steal an item from someone, by proclaiming the word "Yoink!"

Me:(eating candy bar) mmmmm this candy bar is good.
Fred:(sneaking up behind me and taking it) Yoink!, its mine now
Me: Dammit, I hate the yoink rule

by no o your bizz December 19, 2007

yoink

A word coined for "The Simpsons." It is the noise made by one of the characters in the show when they swipe or grab an object away from another character. The word was created by longtime Simpsons writer George Meyer, who claims that he was inspired by The Flintstones in coining the word.

Homer said yoink when he grabbed the hot dog from Bart.

by Donald Byrne January 28, 2008