yoda

A song by Weird Al Yankovic which is a parody of Lola by The Kinks.

I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S O D A, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
Y O D A, Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"

Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

So I used the Force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
Well, I won't forget what Yoda said

He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray

The long-term contract that I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

by I. C. Weiner May 23, 2006

yoda

yuppies on drugs or alcohol

a yuppie who uses drugs or alcohol.

after Keith gets done jogging he likes to listen to The Flaming Lips and drink merlot. Outsiders consider him a yoda.

by todd12345 January 28, 2008

yoda

(n.) A slang term for marijuana. Among more frequent users, the term refers to a higher 'grade' of the plant.

Jocques: Man, you got that sticky icky?
TeRon: Sheeeet, Nukka, I gots that yoda.

by rillest and illest December 12, 2005

yoda

1.short awsome fighter
2.ladies man
3.good at smoking pot
4.awsome at graff
5.to be loyal to fellow friends

yoda will pwn you in a fight
tha girls luv yoda
look at yoda pull that bucket
yodas got skill
dun worry if u wif yoda he got ur back

by grappa April 22, 2003

yoda

another word for coke/crack

why don't we just get some yoda and roll a chewy?

by lala March 24, 2005

yoda

The baddest midget in the universe.

"Bow down to a true pimp you will. Yoda I am bitch!!"

by space pimp June 11, 2006

yoda

It is when a girl gives you oral sex after she fucks you.

It is called a yoda because she is performing the act backwards like the way the character from Star Wars speaks.

"Man that chick just yodaed me and then she wanted a kiss."
"That's disgusting."

by kev87474 April 2, 2008