WWFYOYD

What Would Fifteen Year Old You Do?

This is a litmus test for later in life activities. People rarely talk about the wisdom of youth, but periodically as an adult you need to check yourself against the wisdom of your youth.

If you are about to suck someone off for crack, ask WWFYOYD.

If you are about to marry a serial killer currently serving time, WWFYOYD?

If you are about to dress up like a puppy and get petted while you whimper as a 40 year old adult, WWFYOYD?

I was considering letting this chick strap on and have her way with me. I mean, she seems convincing. WWFYOYD?

by wordmaker1122 October 4, 2020

Waffy

Waffy is a sexy female that gets all the men and maybe females

Guy 1: ur such a waffy

Female 1: ya ik c;

by mohammaddddd March 8, 2022

pong wiffy

Someone or something that is smelly or smells bad

Hey Pete your shoes are pong wiffy

by Old Scots Guy August 17, 2019

Wiffy

A win stiffy. The euphoric feeling you get after a large success that makes you feel like anything is possible.

Nick: Jesus tits, I just aced all my finals! I think I'm gonna go find a cure for cancer!

Tyler: Looks like somebody has a bit of a wiffy.

by E=M-C-Hammered November 5, 2011

Wiffy

A well known and loved pairing in Buffy the Vampire Slayer fandom, largerly used in fanfiction writings & discussions.

The pairing itself includes two of the main characters of the show - namely Buffy Summers and Willow Rosenberg.

Whedon sure was a generous man - he gave us plenty of canonic Wiffy scenes & emotions!

by XLadyT November 13, 2011

snaffy waffy

a deviation on snafu; something that is totally fucked up but not totally unexpected

pronounced: /snaph-fee waph-fee/
usage: noun

That was some snaffy waffy shit when that little bitch got herself knocked up.

by budious February 11, 2007

Taffy Waffy

Fat Essex bloke who eats many pies. Rides a fat motorbike, and also a dog called jasper. Tries to go running once a year, but is usually put-off by the prospect of half a chicken with curry sauce from the chippy. Has the ability to look at two people at the same time although they're standing 15m apart.

"Why haven't u got any pies left?"
"Taff came in earlier for a light snack. You'll have to go to Mongolia to find a pie shop that he hasn't raided."

by Dude January 29, 2004