Wtm

Who tryna match? As in split the money for weed so that you can both split the blunt.

Jay: “yooo wtm??”
Billy: “I’ll take you up on that offer!”
Jay: “Ight pick me up homie”

by Masterofmysteries March 8, 2019

wtm

What the monkey- another expression used for when you're excited or shocked or pissed and angry

you just walked 1 mile to the gym. "We're sorry, your membership is canceled, you cannot come in". ...."WTM!!!!!!!!"

by f7f8f9lololollololololol hahah June 19, 2011

wtm

want(s) to mate

"wtm tonight, who's down?"

by kostonlol December 27, 2022

wtm

what the masturbate.
a play on wtf (what the fuck)
usually used in place of wtf.
but can be for any variety of words.

Dude: "Hey bud! Do you like my new shirt?"
Dude #2: "WTM! Dude why did you buy that? It's fugly."

by Kale H September 16, 2007

wtm

a little bitch fit thrown by men. The eqivalent to a womans PMS. AKA a whiney little faggot

WOW man dont have a wtm your being a little bitch right now

by yoyouyoyoyoyo October 27, 2010

wtm

Way Too Mainstream

girl 1: do you like the new britney spears song?
girl 2: nah that's wtm for me.

by antelope101 March 23, 2011

Wtm

Where’s the mayonnaise

Hey mom wtm?
It’s in the fridge!

by Miracle whip lover October 24, 2018