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Wanked

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Having had events follow a pattern to create the best possible outcome for a Historical Figure, Nation or Other Entity that in reality would be highly improbable.

Derived from Wank meaning masturbation where the masturbator will indulge in fantasies that in reality would be highly improbable.
Given that the USA's resources are increased 50% and its economic power is perhaps doubled due to greater development, the USA would have an even greater population to become brilliant scientists, and so you can kick technological development ahead by perhaps 25 years.

Then, with this WANKED USA, you explore the concept of space travel and find that it is really within the reach of technology.
by graud999 July 5, 2009
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Wanked

Wanked is a word derived from Wanker. It basically means that you were fucked.
I went to Walmart on Black Friday, so I could get that $700 laptop for $200, but I was wanked by this old woman that got to it before me.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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Wanked all over

Occurs mainly whilst playing any form of game or even if you feel like it in everyday life
I was playing a game of FIFA and I wanked all over some nit but he got the win

You better fuck off before I wank all over you
I was playing chess and I got that motherfucker in checkmate needless to say he was about to be wanked all over
by torkyj February 3, 2020
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wronked

V. 1. To have hobbled someone with a knife
2. To have farted in a Ford ranger with a standarded cab with the heat on.
3. To do something either extremely awesome or totally underwhelming for your charater
4. To be used in place of any other verb
1. Yo, last night, I was playing "Dead Rising" and all I had was the Hunting knife so I had to wronked my way through the crowd of zombies.
2. Dude did you just Wronked, my windows are broke, prick.
3. Hey man when you jumped of that roof, it was totally Wronked.
4. You Wronked man you, why don't you just wronked on down to go fuck yourself store, and well, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
by Jon "working class" Mehrhoff January 4, 2007
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wanked

When you badly miskick a football (soccer ball)
There's Rooney right in front of the goal!!!
Oh...He's wanked it!!!
by Anthony13 January 8, 2006
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a wracked

To be in an inebriated state of drunkeness, but still able to form a sly grin and light a cigarette to impress your friends. Put more simply, another way of saying "I'm wasted".

Can also be used when not drunk at all purely for humour value, or in anticipation of a drinking session.
"A wracked lid, Storm over 21's aye? See ye"
by dubya_is_wracked_lol August 4, 2006
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Wanked The Flamingo

A synonym for "Drop the Ball." And abreviated it is WTF.
Dave: Hey did you finish the project?
Dan: No, I had hockey. Sorry, I Wanked the Flamingo.
Dave: WTF? You WTF. Not cool.
by dbest555 January 7, 2010
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