wooten 

woooohoooooo

I am so happy wooten!

wooten by Alom October 3, 2010

Wootton 

Wootton - a surname of men with an inability to perform on chirpses. They may pull, but occasions are rare and women are often under intoxication.
If a Wootton manages to attract a female he almost always blows his chances by trying to talk to them. Pull counts are always low.

Wootton! You ruined another chirpse! Better hand it over to Jasper.

Wootton by Juicy Jasper January 25, 2017

Wootton fish stick 

When one uses a 3 day old, used rubber, inside out, that was left on the floor, under the bed, on a bitch whom he doesn't like. One does this because the cunt he has been fucking without a condom for the past 5 months all of a sudden demands he puts one on just before sex, after she just gave him a B.J. and got him all worked up with a hand job.

I gave that bitch a Wootton fish stick last night. After I put on the old condom, that bitch said, "Is someone cooking fish next door?" It was fucking hilarious!

Wootton fish stick by Adam Wootton November 14, 2007

Wootened 

ghosting out on your friends or rage quitting.

Where's Jason?
Oh. He must have wootened on us again.

Wootened by DBD247 May 14, 2019

zach wooten

Better than Nathan

Nathan is awesome. Zach Wooten is the best.

zach wooten by Ed1786 October 12, 2017

wootenshniddles 

the german way of sayin woot

i just got a les paul wootenshniddles

wootenshniddles by nig May 6, 2005

Pulling A Wooten 

Pulling A Wooten (Poo/Ling)(Aye)(Woo/Tem) Verb

1. When you think you are total baller and stand up to 20+ guys at a frat party. When in all of reality of you aren't a total badass and you get shanked by a knife.

2. Getting bsed by a knife.

Zach: Dude did you hear what happened to that kid in Berkeley???
John: No what happened????
Zach: He totally got stabbed at a frat party..
John: Who?...
Zach: Sleek!!!!
John: He totally pulled a fucking Wooten!!!!!!

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Sleek: Dude, I got kicked out of the navy. I got them to think I am gay.
Zach: Where are you going to go?
Sleek: Move to Michigan. I'm going to take a train.
John: Be careful down there. You don't want to get bsed like Wooten.
Sleek: Pulling A Wooten is something I wont ever do. I may crash my car on Highway 12 going 70mph and have a 3-Way in a van with " - " but I wont get caught Pulling A Wooten.

Pulling A Wooten by Espostica666 May 30, 2008