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glenmore park woolworths

An over priced grocery store on the outskirts of penrith ran by a selection of aggitated red headed people.
Kid: "Glenmore Park Woolworths sucks"
Mother: " I know son we will leave here in a minute if they open up a register instead of pretending to whipe down bench tops"
by Woops 😂 October 20, 2015
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Salty Woodworth

The action of being pounded in the mouth with something salty. Stress is on the pounding action... in the mouth. Such said objects are meant to be sexual in nature but can include other salty products such as schnitzels, sausages, pretzels, etc.
Man that was a good pretzel rod, but my craving would be much more satisfied with a Salty Woodworth.
by zzzodd March 24, 2009
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woodworth, louisiana

located in the "center" of louisiana called cela (central louisiana) one of the most boring towns ever! and a speed trap
your going through woodworth, louisiana?!?! gosh such a speed trap!
by harley davidson girl October 21, 2011
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Woodworth

adj-obsessed with one's own appearance

noun- a person obsessed with themselves, ex. lord farquare
"damn that kid is a Woodworth"

"he only cares about what people think about him, what a woodworth"

"waiting to branch out until the later years of high school, what a woodworth move"
by Lord Farquare January 21, 2010
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Poop Flavoured Fruit Loops.
As I reached my home, the air suddenly sent a chill down my spine. I saw my wife, using another mans Dark Souls Rod while eating Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops.
by PikBoi June 12, 2020
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Woodworthing

To make an Egregious, repetitive pest of yourself especially by disrupting events that are important to others, in an endless quest for attention and approbation
Dude, I have 56 missed calls between 2:30 and 3 AM. He's woodworthing the hell out of my phone
by DBLambert January 8, 2023
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Matthew Augustus Woodworth

A Matthew Augustus Woodworth is a kind person. He may be annoying at times but he still is a great friend. He has brown hair and brown eyes. He's the best friend anyone could ask for. He's there when you need him unless he's playing a game. He's a HUGE gamer and cares about all his friends. He's nosey but that can be a good thing sometimes. If your sad, he can, in some way, make you happy. He doesn't expect you to tell your whole story. Overall, Matthew Augustus Woodworth is a fabulous person to have in your life.
by MadhatterJ July 5, 2017
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