Woody
An erection of the penis, usually caused by a full bladder upon waking in the morning. Also, associated with erotic dreams.
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An old car with wooden sides (like a station wagon). Also a surfboard, or skimboard that is made out of wood.
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Woody
an erect penis
whoa dude whenever i see that chick dude its like dude she gives me a woody
another variation:
i woke up this morning with early morning wood
another variation:
i woke up this morning with early morning wood
Woody
adj./adv.
1. to be awesome beyond imagination 2. to be so ridiculously good looking that one is attractive to every female present and at least one guy present 3. to be incredibly smart with a huge dong.
noun
1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who pwns in all that he/she does, do, or did.
verb
1. to pwn someone so badly the pwned begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude. 4. to impregnate any woman within a 50 yard radius.(no fattys)
1. to be awesome beyond imagination 2. to be so ridiculously good looking that one is attractive to every female present and at least one guy present 3. to be incredibly smart with a huge dong.
noun
1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who pwns in all that he/she does, do, or did.
verb
1. to pwn someone so badly the pwned begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude. 4. to impregnate any woman within a 50 yard radius.(no fattys)
1. "Got Wood?" aka "Do you possess an audience with the Gods?
2."At breakfast on the first day, Woody created God, then told Him to go play."
2."At breakfast on the first day, Woody created God, then told Him to go play."
Woody by The_Pecker February 5, 2010
Woody
A tree guy that is really cool and sexy and has all the friends... but no life and is extremely bored almost every single day of it's fuckin' god forsaken fuckin' life.
Woody by ITZxTheWoody July 26, 2018
Woody
Tiny cock and a massive cunt
Woody
A person that everyone loves, YOUR parents yes you love him more then you whenever one thinks of woody they might just get turned on by the fact that he exists the ladies are VERY familiar with him and enjoy intercourse with him cause of his MASSIVE penis.
Person 1: I was thinking about going to the party but I’m not sure if woody is gonna be there
Person 2: Woody is gonna be there!!
Person 1: oh hell ya I’m definitely going then!!
Person 2: Woody is gonna be there!!
Person 1: oh hell ya I’m definitely going then!!
Woody by Woodyisdaddy August 28, 2021