Woodpecker

When you mistakenly send a text, email, or IM of questionable appropriateness to the wrong person or group of people, who may or may not be OK with it.

In the business meeting, my boss made the comment "This is just too long and hard." Thinking it was to my buddies' group text, I woodpeckered "That's what she said" to my female peer. That got me a talking to by HR.

by Woodpecker Strong April 22, 2021

The Woodpecker

When your significant other wakes you up at night with a hard on while spooning...

The Woodpecker made an appearance last night, it must have been a good dream...

by D's wife May 26, 2019

Woodpecker

A woodpecker is when a highly skilled slut blows a tiny dick. She moves with such a fast movement it looks like a damn woodpecker.

"Dude, I heard Tommy got woodpeckered by that bitch Alyssa."

by aidanmotos June 10, 2015

Woodpecker

While getting head from a girl tell her to suck you balls. While she's doing that repeatedly smack her in the forehead with you cock.

Ken's mom was sucking my nuts and I gave her a woodpecker. Now she's got my mushroom stamp.

by Spaulding B February 23, 2009

Woodpecker

The act of waking up someone then when they rise up with your erect penis slap them across the face.

I just woodpeckered the shit outta jack

by keeferinhurr February 19, 2011

Woodpeckered

The act of a high heel shoe being used to assault someone. Using the actual heel of the shoe to strike someone.

In the morning we noticed the imprint of a girl's high heel on our friends forehead. Hence, he got "woodpeckered".

The creepy drunk was following the girls walking with their shoes in-hand. Turning the corner, he noticed the woodpecker that struck him before.

by dab1333 October 26, 2010

Woodpeckered

When a male is extremely awful at sex/fingering a girl and proceeds to move his dick/fingers in a similar movement to the way a woodpecker pecks at a tree, regardless of the fact that the female is quite obviously not enjoying it.

Girl 1 "So how was sex with jared last night?"

Girl 2 "Do not even ask, he woodpeckered me all night and I felt zero pleasure"

by Pugloverrr February 15, 2015