When you mistakenly send a text, email, or IM of questionable appropriateness to the wrong person or group of people, who may or may not be OK with it.
In the business meeting, my boss made the comment "This is just too long and hard." Thinking it was to my buddies' group text, I woodpeckered "That's what she said" to my female peer. That got me a talking to by HR.
by Woodpecker Strong April 22, 2021
Get the Woodpeckermug. by D's wife May 26, 2019
Get the The Woodpeckermug. A woodpecker is when a highly skilled slut blows a tiny dick. She moves with such a fast movement it looks like a damn woodpecker.
by aidanmotos June 10, 2015
Get the Woodpeckermug. While getting head from a girl tell her to suck you balls. While she's doing that repeatedly smack her in the forehead with you cock.
by Spaulding B February 23, 2009
Get the Woodpeckermug. The act of waking up someone then when they rise up with your erect penis slap them across the face.
by keeferinhurr February 19, 2011
Get the Woodpeckermug. When a male is extremely awful at sex/fingering a girl and proceeds to move his dick/fingers in a similar movement to the way a woodpecker pecks at a tree, regardless of the fact that the female is quite obviously not enjoying it.
Girl 1 "So how was sex with jared last night?"
Girl 2 "Do not even ask, he woodpeckered me all night and I felt zero pleasure"
Girl 2 "Do not even ask, he woodpeckered me all night and I felt zero pleasure"
by Pugloverrr February 15, 2015
Get the Woodpeckeredmug. When you stick your pecker in the tree trunk and you fuck it, and then take a poop in the tree hole, and then fuck it again.
Last nights woodpeckin situation was crazy. Super brown. Kinda stinky, but we made it work. I am the finest woodpecker round this town. Believe it buddy.
by Stinky Onion Licker March 1, 2022
Get the Woodpeckermug.