woodie

An erection.

Look at that donkey over there. His woodie is quite magnificent.

by Bungalow Bill February 16, 2002

Woodied

To get wasted and then to be sick for the rest of the night. Also, in between your acts of sickness, you wildly claim to the nearest person that you will never do this again. You will also reveal all your fantasies about the girl that you fancy. This act of being woodied usually happens to people who are lightweight when taking alcohol.

"Dude, you were so woodied last night"

by Graham1993 December 1, 2009

Pedo wooders

A head teacher at the Weald school who likes to molest children

Hey look it’s pedo wooders

by Someguyfromtheweald July 11, 2019

noodie woodie

✨n o o d i e. W o o d i e s✨
nudes.

Oh we found Adam hubers ✨noodie woodies✨

by x.fallon_gillies.x March 3, 2021

Woodgered

To lose your job without warning or reason. Usually will come as a shock and will have no supporting evidence as to why it occured.

I re-applied for my job but I got woodgered.

by Notmyrealnamealreadyinuse February 22, 2011

wooder

the philly way of saying water. aka the only right way to say it.

mom, can we go get some wooder-ice from rita’s?

by awesomesauce29 August 5, 2019

Woodie's hoodie

Noun: A condom

Hey stranger, before we get down, let me go grab Woodie's hoodie so we can do this right.

by tjzwordz June 2, 2016