Wonky 

A feeling of feeling weird, feeling off, almost delirious...

"Everything in my reality was weird, I was definitely feeling wonky"

Wonky by Just Sarah76 May 13, 2014

wonky 

Fucked up.

That goddamn roller coaster made me feel wonky.

wonky by Anonymous July 13, 2003

wonky 

To be completely wasted, inebriated, shitfaced, blind. Must be said in an Australian twang.

I was getting wonky with me blokes while I was getting a bloody rimmy.

wonky by 33rd Street July 24, 2005

wonky 

Wonky (n) - the slight cock eyed, retarded horse like thing you might see on blackpool beach taking obese family members 10 yards down the beach before the 'wonky' collapses. In a sentence - 'Would any of you degenerate, fuckwit chavs like a ride on the wonky'..said mum.'

In a sentence - 'Would any of you degenerate, fuckwit chavs like a ride on the wonky'..said mum.'

wonky by Ben Sutton HK January 24, 2010

Wonky 

fucking....fucked up.

dude, that chick is so wonky!

why man?

dude. SHE HAS FREAKING BLUE WAFFLE.

Wonky by bluewaffle12345yu August 17, 2010

wonky 

For instance; when you're talking to someone and one of their eyes casually wanders off to the side. Can also be applied to one's sexual orientation, like a gay man married to a woman.

I don't know why Tod continues on with his sharade, he's gay and he has a wonky eye.

wonky by Derringer November 28, 2006

wonky 

adjective: flaccid. limp, of a penis.

when yo jonky is not doin its thang right, its wonky.

i was gonna hit this nice m&m sesh with that trick monica, but then monique walked in and mah jonky went all wonky.

wonky by AldeyRAY January 23, 2010