wombat

a filthy disgusting creature native to australia, comonly found in burrows

wombat is a filthy twat

by me January 18, 2004

wombat

a liar, asshole, cunt...basically wombat can be used as a replacement for any derogatory term in the english language.

"you fucked my sister, stole my drugs, and wrecked my car...you're a fucking wombat!"

by JiMbOmUrPhY April 26, 2006

wombat

Women Over Men, Beer And TV

Holy shit, Joe is such a wombat, he went to a drinking venue so he could drink cosmopolitans with his bitch...what a fag

by mega awesomeness guy March 8, 2009

wombat

(noun) midwife, community midwife

After 31 hours and 57 minutes of huff and puff the wombat finally gave up and called in the doctor who completed the job with the ventouse.

by Icolios March 15, 2008

wombat

a name used instead of a curse word. used when parents, teachers, bosses, etc. are present

1. hey can i borrow 5 bucks?
holy wombat(shit) no!
2. dude mrs. nash is a complete wombat (bitch)

by Kevin The King May 15, 2006

The wombats

An amazing 3 piece from Liverpool.
Band members:Matthew Murphy(vocals,guitar,keyboards)
Dan Haggis(Drummer)
Tord Overland-Knudsen(bass, additional vocals)
Tord is originally from Norway :
Murph-the dog
Tord-the fox
Dan-The rat
and cherub the wombat x
Genre: Indie, pop punk, alternative

Songs by The Wombats include: Backfire at the disco, Lets dance to Joy division, Kill the director, Moving to New- York, Sunday TV.
You can dance to their music :D
www.myspace.com/thewombatsuk

I went to see The Wombats in liverpool last night, they rocked lolz :D

by NuRaveGirl September 29, 2007

Wombatting

The act of the scrotums of two men slapping against each other during a MMF threesome. This is largely incidental contact that happens during double penetration.

John wanted to have a threesome with me and my girlfriend, but was worried about accidentally wombatting me

by Raoul "Lawrence" Gonzales June 2, 2018