Wokked

An extreme version of being whipped, but applying specifically to your asian mates. Instead of getting hit by a whip, they're getting hit by a Wok.

Person 1: Oi lets go out with the bois tonight ay, bring Maurice
Person 2: Yeah sick lets go, but i dont think he can come ay, he's with the missus.
Person 1: Fuck are you serious, what a wokked cunt.
Person 2: Oath ay

by captkooked May 01, 2018

wok

n. To walk on the wrong side, in the wrong direction, in the way, obliviously or otherwise incompetently. See also: situasianal awareness

Let's not cut through Chinatown, we'll never be able to wok through the chaos down there.

by MattYouKnowTwo April 12, 2018

wok

Jail , Prison (UK Slang)

Ks - warg1 for slap it?
G4 - ay nah he’s been in the wok for a hot sec killy

by ks bt celeb February 03, 2021

Wok

to have sex wiv

i woked so-and-so

by Anonymous July 19, 2003

wok

A term used in the book "The salmon of doubt" to define what you do when your standing in a kitchen or bedroom and can't remember if you want to get something or if you already did and are now leaving.

Aw man, i just did a major wok, i forgot to get the carpet spray and now the yellow stain is going to be on the carpet forever.

by madcat2179 December 12, 2005

wok

Wokstar is the coolest mother fucker in the world! #s-gaming mother! HAHA GO WOKSTAR

When im scrimming, and things get gay, i just pull my pants down, and do the wokstar way.

by Cam, the original wokstar February 25, 2005

Wok

Pcp, wet, embalming fluid. Hallucinogenic drug, usually in liquid or dust form, that is typically mixed with tobacco or marijuana. Origins in Philadelphian slang.

Tom has been smoking wok for weeks, and it's probably causing his recent paranoia.

by NorfEastbol January 21, 2016