Hyperactive Wiping Disorder

A syndrome spawned by the Coronavirus causing consumers to overbuy toilet paper which has caused them to over-engage in wiping their rear ends.

Each and every member of my family has, one by one, begun to manifest the compulsive and frightening symptoms of Hyperactive Wiping Disorder.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

been through the wringer

went through difficult, rough times

she looks like she's been through the wringer a few times

by hello2216 February 7, 2009

wining

A sexy Caribbean dance performed by women. Much better than twerking.

Rihanna was wining to T pain for Usain Bolt

by jufrang November 22, 2013

Marc wring

Drinking a bottle of vodka in 40 mins.

You're such a Marc Wring. (i.e you downed a bottle of vodka in 40 mins and threw up a shit)

by marcnok March 25, 2010

Wiping Noses

To rob a drug dealer, plug, or trap house.

"Don't be posting money, guns and drugs on social media, we wiping noses out here."

by NovaStellaSolaris July 18, 2019

urban wiping

Asserting that due to having run out of regular toilet paper, one has been reduced to ripping (the virtual) pages out of the Urban Dictionary to wipe one's behind with after defecating.

(An absurdist but wry way of deflecting an insult about one's hygiene, neither admitting the charge nor getting into an unnecessary fight.)

Outta cash, bro. Been urban wiping.

by Dr Whosis December 9, 2010

wiping white

During the latter stages of wiping one's bumhole, this is the point at which the paper returns for inspection unsoiled and clear.

"Thank god, i'm wiping white at last. What a messy clear-up"

by RattyMcG January 29, 2008