Gib wipe

A phrase commonly used by players of "escape from tarkov" when a update to the game is near.

When an update goes live, the game gets wiped, hence the phrase *gib wipe*

Some players just use the ASCII art:

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ to symbolise gib wipe

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Nikita, gib wipe

by _N3m_ August 15, 2019

Mystery Wipe

There you are, comfortably seated, and just finished doing your business, when you realize, There Is No Freaking Toliet Paper! Karma has chosen this moment to give you that little payback you know you've got coming ;)

Presented with few cringworthy options, you notice the small waste basket your girl keeps next to the toilet. Therein lies the "Mystery Wipe."

Now this is a real gamble. Like a bad fortune cookie, you just don't know what you're gonna get. But, after pondering the alternative, you close your eyes and reluctantly dig-in, hoping for the best. We've ALL been there;)

Man, we ran out of toilet paper and I had to "go-fish" in the Mystery Wipe!

by Valhalla MMA May 13, 2019

High Wipe

When someone smells because they wipe their ass too high up and don't actually wipe anything, missing everything in the process and hence why they stink.
(Seen in Sextuplets movie)

"Oh he stinks"
"That's definitely a high wipe"

by Zline August 17, 2019

lucky butt wipe

when you wipe your butt and your finger breaks through and you get lucky

I was using some cheap toilet paper and had a lucky butt wipe

by AMan The Man January 21, 2016

gentleman's wipe

When a male is performing oral sex on a female and in one motion licks from the butthole to the clitoris. Variation of Gentlemen's Wipe.

1. Dude. Bro. Did you give her a gentleman's wipe?

2. She was so hot I gave her a gentleman's wipe.

3. I gave her a gentleman's wipe like a true gent.

by Brendan7891 March 7, 2012

wibbly wobbley timey wimey

A reference from a BBC Sci-Fi television series, where the main protagonist, the Doctor, tries to explain time to a character in the episode named Sally Sparrow. And describes that time is a big ball of "wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff." Or a ball of time where you can take any path alter any time line. Which is true, proven by Astrophysicist, Neil Degrasse Tyson.
Now used to describe something as very confusing.

This math problem is so wibbly wobbley timey wimey. It's so confusing.

by Daleknonsan January 23, 2014

Fresh wipe

A coworker who kisses the bosses ass so well that s/he leaves no stain or odor on the bosses behind.

Paul is such a fresh wipe! He can kiss Bobs' ass for hours at a time. (Names created for example purposes only.)

by Chitown winner September 3, 2013