Wangertonialism

The religious practice of worshiping the wang. Often associated with the gay community, but can be practiced by all types of people.

1-Garrick is such a wangertonialist.... i mean, seriously.
2-Dude: Dude are you going to church on sunday?
Gay: Naw dude wangertonialism has service on wednesdays

by Meathammer and Thongbreaker April 9, 2009

wimperton

A wimp; a coward; a pussy. Created by my father, Bob C.

"I don't want to go hide from cars," says little Sally.
"Quit being a wimperton," Bobby replied impatiently.

by Alana April 10, 2004

wintertiming

The act of engaging in behaviors specific to winter. This may include slowed movements but is, however, exclusive of hibernation.

Ellie: Are chuckwallas wintertiming in November?
Joel: Yeah, they actually brumate during the colder months.

by kkitty May 24, 2015

hard-wintering

Derbyshire term which applies to conversation, typically between farmers in the local pub, in which they recount the hardships faced in their profession over the years, often profusely laced with hyperbole.

"That's nowt! I remember back int' '62 when we was working in snow up t' necks digging aht sheep non-stop fer a week. Now that were a winter that were!"

"Ah' quit with yer hard-wintering and get yer round in"

by drbollocks May 22, 2009

winterport

A small town up north, usually full of misunderstood children who can often be spotted running on the tops of elementary or middle school buildings. Where deer run loose through roads, dragging their leashes behind and where mosquitoes the size of men, pick up young children and carry them away. Full of very many exciting creatures such as squirrels or chipmunks running into, through, or around trees while often missing the chance to actually climb up them. It is the last place in Winter where a port is located, and possess a very refined section of historic houses. Winterport is usually referred to as “The small town”, or “Village”, but small villages are often known to carry with them the perks of society.

Well, I swear, if you dun stop coming home late, Billy, them Winterport mosquitoes ‘re gonna get’cha.

by Mya Mills July 2, 2008

winterstink

a general build-up of indoor stinkiness accrued during the indoor months (indoors)

"Gotta open up the windows and clear out the winterstink!"

by angeluminous April 16, 2009

allergic to wintertime

meaning very hot or sexy, beautiful
comes from the idea that if your hot then the cold will hurt you

Shes so sexy she must be allergic to wintertime

by ceezy baby January 18, 2006