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Winnets

Small lumps of faeces from animal, especially rabbits. Also what is formed when a chug nut breaks up
Don't eat them, they are winnets, not M&Ms
by Simon April 15, 2003
mugGet the Winnetsmug.

winnet

A small annoying cling-on i.e a Pin-Dick
Frodo: "Your a Dick Fish"
Fish: "Fuck you Hobbit you winnet"

"You know that boy (add name) is such a winnet"
by ya momma June 28, 2003
mugGet the winnetmug.

winnet

You Winnet!
by Chris the magnificent October 31, 2003
mugGet the winnetmug.

winnet

Small plug of faecal matter that is expelled with ejaculant onto a porn-star's back at the "climax" of a poo-tube segment in a movie. May be seen regularly in either straight or gay porn. Both irritating and unsightly, the winnet is a real mood killer.... hence, its dual use in describing a turd, weasel, arsehole BMW driver, or other annoying fool.
Eddie: "I can't believe it.... all I asked him for was a couple of hours off to take my kid to the hospital!"
Mike: "Don't sweat it Eddie, the guy is just a winnet. We will work something out for you."

Examples of common winnets: Paris Hilton, Ray Romano, most minor bureaucrats, and many politicians.
by FunBags September 6, 2005
mugGet the winnetmug.

Winnet

a ball of shit attached to ur arse hair that smells, is dry and often dangles off. winnets are painful to remove and often need to be licked out. same as a claghorn
person1: he’s got winnets

person2: ye apparently he sent a pic of them and they look like will smith
by hairybattycrease June 9, 2018
mugGet the Winnetmug.

Winnet picker

A person who picks small dried peices of poo from their anal beard
Oh, no! I have winnets tied up in my bum fluff, I will have to look in the yellow pages for a winnet picker.
by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 18, 2003
mugGet the Winnet pickermug.

Winnet Gang

Winnet gang is a group of lit niggas fam. Known for their infamous YOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
And they can hit a hard WOAH
Yo fam yano that winnet gang? They’re bare jokes ygm
by Number1yeeter August 17, 2019
mugGet the Winnet Gangmug.

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