Winnets

Small lumps of faeces from animal, especially rabbits. Also what is formed when a chug nut breaks up

Don't eat them, they are winnets, not M&Ms

by Simon April 15, 2003

winnet

A small annoying cling-on i.e a Pin-Dick

Frodo: "Your a Dick Fish"
Fish: "Fuck you Hobbit you winnet"

"You know that boy (add name) is such a winnet"

by ya momma June 28, 2003

winnet

(See Leo Grieve)

You Winnet!

by Chris the magnificent October 31, 2003

winnet

Small plug of faecal matter that is expelled with ejaculant onto a porn-star's back at the "climax" of a poo-tube segment in a movie. May be seen regularly in either straight or gay porn. Both irritating and unsightly, the winnet is a real mood killer.... hence, its dual use in describing a turd, weasel, arsehole BMW driver, or other annoying fool.

Eddie: "I can't believe it.... all I asked him for was a couple of hours off to take my kid to the hospital!"
Mike: "Don't sweat it Eddie, the guy is just a winnet. We will work something out for you."

Examples of common winnets: Paris Hilton, Ray Romano, most minor bureaucrats, and many politicians.

by FunBags September 6, 2005

Winnet

a ball of shit attached to ur arse hair that smells, is dry and often dangles off. winnets are painful to remove and often need to be licked out. same as a claghorn

person1: he’s got winnets

person2: ye apparently he sent a pic of them and they look like will smith

by hairybattycrease June 9, 2018

Winnet picker

A person who picks small dried peices of poo from their anal beard

Oh, no! I have winnets tied up in my bum fluff, I will have to look in the yellow pages for a winnet picker.

by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 18, 2003

Winnet Gang

Winnet gang is a group of lit niggas fam. Known for their infamous YOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
And they can hit a hard WOAH

Yo fam yano that winnet gang? They’re bare jokes ygm

by Number1yeeter August 17, 2019