Winner

Someone who always gets what they want
Someone who successfully ruins your life

Person 1 yelling at Winner: THERE IS NO ONE WHO HAS EVER DONE BETTER AT MAKING BE FEEL BAD; THERE IS NOTHING THAT DID QUITE KILL ME MORE THAN WHAT YOU DID; YOU HAPPY NOW YOU WON; YOU REALLY ARE THE WINNER; TAKE A BOW CAUSE YOUR THE WINNER

by Hbfggsz October 11, 2023

A Winner

A person who is homeless, crazy, werid, funny looking, or sometimes retarted.

He's a winner lol

by Jake Con February 07, 2009

Winner

Someone who is considered the biggest douchebag and thinks he's top shit even though he's just too full of himself.

Boy, Beth sure is dating a winner! I heard he took the seat off his own bike because of the way that it felt!

by B-To-The-Rady April 25, 2011

Winner

A loser who sucks at losing.

dont confuse winner with wiener.

by p Zeratul q August 20, 2008

Winner

Charlie Sheen

Unlike those losers at Warner Bros or CBS, Charlie Sheen is a Winner.

by tedhollister March 11, 2011

WINNER

adj. excellent, high quality; of or relating to BROTRR, Rigism or Stellar Stone

Dude, that was BEYOND WINNER!
Thanks. Yours is WINNER too.

Long live SoApBoX for his WINNER dedication to RIGISM!

by Rigist May 07, 2006

Winner

(noun) a sexual partner whom upon completeing the sexual act known as Fellatio, or more commonly, a blow job, proceeds to swallow the ejaculating semen instead of spitting it out.

Last night I found a winner, so hot man, so hot.

by d-swzzl November 20, 2010