Strength of wind as defined by the length of a 90 inch chain welded to a pole. Wind speed is determined by the length of horizontal chain, before it begins to droop down vertically. The stronger the wind, the greater the horizontal length before dangling downwards.
Dang, Elbert! Let's go hot air ballooning today! The wyoming windsock is only stretching out 30 inches! Let's go!
by ratstalker March 29, 2013
Get the Wyoming Windsockmug. This is when the anal lining is pulled out due to blunt trauma. The lining then hangs limp resembling a bloody wind sock.
Steve split Roger open like a coconut to celebrate President's Day. Things got out of hand and Roger had to go to the ER for a bloody windsock.
by Chode Warrior 81 March 10, 2014
Get the bloody windsockmug. The event of, when going anal with your partner, you thrust so hard that your partner farts, thus pushing your dick back out of their ass.
Tommy: Dude, my chick and I were getting so kinky last night that I gave her the old West Virginia Windsock!
Dave: WTF is that?
Tommy: Brother, if you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Dave: WTF is that?
Tommy: Brother, if you have to ask, you can't afford it.
by BobandCor October 4, 2011
Get the West Virginia Windsockmug. by wolfbait51 October 31, 2011
Get the Like a windsock in a gale warningmug. A used condom.
by Roxieroad September 21, 2020
Get the Alabama Windsockmug. 1. An object that looks like a sock (hence the name) attached to a flagpole, which moves in the direction that the wind is blowing.
2. A pejorative term for a (usually selfish) person whose views and behaviors constantly change based on what is best for their own self-interest at the present moment.
2. A pejorative term for a (usually selfish) person whose views and behaviors constantly change based on what is best for their own self-interest at the present moment.
1. The windsock nearly blew off the flagpole because of how windy it was.
2. Marcus is a real windsock. He'll support you until it's not in his best interest to do so; then he's gone.
2. Marcus is a real windsock. He'll support you until it's not in his best interest to do so; then he's gone.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2025
Get the Windsockmug. by ryzngard July 13, 2022
Get the windsockingmug.