You Win the Internet

A Phrase ment to convey that you did something online very well. Whether it is making a really good website, making a good YTMND or pulling off an incredible move in an online video game.

Wow that was awsome! You win the Internet!

by ColdSheep September 18, 2006

win the breakup

Meeting your ex after some time has passed and comparing details about your current lives - there is always a winner and a loser in a breakup. If your life is going significantly better than your ex's, then you "win the breakup" Coined by the TV show How I Met Your Mother.

I ran into my ex Susan the other day - she's working at a Dairy Queen and got knocked up by some douche. I totally won that breakup.

Man, stop watching TV and go get a job or something. Don't you want to win the breakup when you meet Jen at this year's reunion?

by mowgli27 June 29, 2009

Win the Day

Coach Chip Kelly's mantra for the Oregon Ducks football team: to take care of what you can control today instead of looking down the road too often; to treat every game like it's the National Championship

Fast. Hard. Finish.

I was really for the Ducks to be ranked #1 in the polls in November but then Chip Kelly reminded everyone that we need to win the day because the only rankings that matter are the ones on January 11th.

If you don't win the day at practice on Tuesday, how do you expect to win the game on Saturday?

by hazmat5793 December 24, 2010

win-trader

Used to define a player in an Arena Team in the World of Warcraft game that co-operates with other teams to boost and/or maintain their ratings.

Ilindinius is a well known win-trader on Bloodlust

he also puts on 'eye of the tiger' and lifts weights

by Mordrin May 9, 2008

Do you want to win the argument, or make a difference

So much of our current social and political discourse is based on proving the other wrong i.e. winning the argument. We don't demonstrate enough empathy to understand where the "other" is coming from and the merits of their point. A black and white world is a construct of our own imagination and our desire to imprint our views on to others. It ignores the beauty that the synthesis or fusion of diverse ideas enables.

John had made a life out of proving people wrong. He took pride in being able to argue against any position and win. He was a talk show host. One night when he was grilling a guest who was making a point around having improved gun controls in place. John, barely let she finish her sentences, was adversarial and was not listening. At the end of the segment the guest said; "John, do you want to win the argument, or make a difference".

by Yusuf Wazirzada May 7, 2019

win the bike

verb: the act of engaging in anal sex with a woman without having performed vaginal sex together on any previous occasion

Peter: Dude, I like, totally boned Shirley last night.
Max: Dude, I heard she's fuckin crazy in bed.
Peter: Dude, you don't even know. We've never even talked, and she just stuck it in her butt.
Max: Fuck dude, you won the bike!
Peter: Yeah bro - I'm a fuckin LEGEND

Vincent: Dude, I win the bike with so many bitches
Herbert: Bullshit. Everyone knows that's just a myth. No one actually wins the bike.
Vincent: Bro, don't trip. Ho's dig it.

by bawssss May 5, 2011

I win this round

When one person is better than the other and their final comment trumps all previously made, putting the other party in their rightful place.

'Rachael is far superior to Max. I win this round'

by RMBL27 May 22, 2014