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Coach Chip Kelly's mantra for the Oregon Ducks football team: to take care of what you can control today instead of looking down the road too often; to treat every game like it's the National Championship

Fast. Hard. Finish.
I was really for the Ducks to be ranked #1 in the polls in November but then Chip Kelly reminded everyone that we need to win the day because the only rankings that matter are the ones on January 11th.

If you don't win the day at practice on Tuesday, how do you expect to win the game on Saturday?
by hazmat5793 December 23, 2010
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Defensive back for the University of Oregon '94-'97. Most well known for his game ending interception return for a touchdown to upset the Washington Huskies in 1994.
KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE! KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE!
by hazmat5793 January 27, 2012
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A conspiracy theorist who refuses to believe the Obama's Administration's announcement that Osama bin Laden is dead.

See also: birther
No matter what Obama says, bin Laden's not dead until Donald Trump and the deathers see his long form death certificate.
by hazmat5793 May 2, 2011
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