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willet wallet

noun a leatherbound case for willets (turds stuck to a dick after anal sex), sometimes as large as an art portfolio.
Elton John never tours the world without his willet wallet.
by birdyharrison October 5, 2017
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willetton shs

once upon a time willy wonka shat. he called it willytton shshs. a place where numbfuck maroon blue uniform wearing zombies go against their will(y), or else they would be shanked by the Department of Education. they get taught by teachers who end up as another suicide statistic
i went to willetton shs and ended up doing drugs
by no brayn May 5, 2023
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Christopher Wallets

A person who walks around with a wallet that is notoriously big.
watch out for christopher wallets! he thinks he is better than everyone else. It's like he discovered oversized money.
by AverageSizedPeter May 24, 2021
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Willits

Willits is a shit town in NorCal where everyone is either a stupid Puritan hippie or a stoner who was neglected as a kid and thusly uses that to justify their mindlessly fake-deep actions. Willits is also the home to the world’s dumbest lumber jack statue. Everybody knows all the words to Hotel California there, but none of them know what it means. Also the cancer rate is like 10x average cause PepsiCo ruined the water supply.
Person 1: “Yeah I grew up in Willits”
Person 2: “Oh I had a cousin from there he’s a hardcore addict now who runs a blog about heavy metal.”
Person 3: “Yeah that’s a pretty shit town. Everybody dates their cousins in law at some point cause nobody’s mom can seem to stay married for long”
by Nerium—Oleander September 2, 2019
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Willers

Cool, neat, interesting in a weird and most fucked up way.
That purple condom package is SO totally Willers!
by Nina February 21, 2005
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wiglets

small white kids trying to act black but fail, "small wiggers"
The "wiglets" tried to fight me at wal-mart.
by SBISFTW March 13, 2009
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Willetton

Southern Suburb in Perth, Australia. Has a shopping centre called Southlands, the only thing there. Also the place Rove McManus grew up. Willeton has a diverse population and is about 25% Asian.

Along with Rossmoyne and Applecross, Willetton SHS is one of the highest performing Public Schools in the State. Willo and surrounding suburbs have a high immigrant (mostly asian) population, probably why those schools do so well because they are 50% Asian 50% Other, most who have strict parents do anything to make them go there and force them to do well.

Apart from that a nice place to live with nice people, a lot like most suburbs in Perth.
Guy: Willetton's a nice suburb
by perthguy999 January 17, 2011
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