Bumpin Willies

The act of two males bumping, slapping, and/or touching their schlongs against one another.

I heard Arnold and Jack were bumpin willies in the men's bathroom.

Bumpin Willies by Da Greenbush April 18, 2008

Wilkes-Barre

Ethnic city-ette in Luzerne County, PA. Better than Scranton. Only prob is, nobody seems to know how to pronounce the name of this damn place.
Wilkes-Bar? Wilkes-Baar? Wilks-Barry?
Who knows?

We're passing Wilkes-Barre on your right.

Wilkes-Barre by steviedee May 26, 2004

Wilkinson

The act of applying Lotus Biscoff spread onto your penis and having an individual lick it off - often through oral.

"Yeah, don't do a Wilkinson, it's basically a guaranteed yeast infection"

Wilkinson by BadDay445 April 21, 2021

Reverse Romanian Wilkinson

A particularly vulgar move where the one partner eats guacamole out of the asshole of the other followed by marbles being shoved into a orifice then followed by one partner getting a face ride from the other using a penguin mask as a penetrative device

Joe: Dude Mia and I did the Reverse Romanian Wilkinson last night
Dallas: How did you obtain that much guacamole man
Joe: The hard part was getting the marbles the smelled stank before and after

Reverse Romanian Wilkinson by WilkinsonRomanian69 January 10, 2022

john wilkes booth

After you abe lincoln a girl, as soon as you slap the top hat on, a friend (who has been slowly working one out) jumps out of the closet and shoots a load to the back of the girl's head, then get the hell out of there. In a perfect world the culprit needs to break his leg and scream latin gibberish, but just jumping out a window/running out the door will suffice. Timing needs to be perfect so it all depends on the dude jerking it in the background being able to nut on cue.

Kurt had just given dez the abe lincoln then as she put on the top hat phil came out of nowhere with and pulled a john wilkes booth.

john wilkes booth by Billy Lumpkin April 25, 2005

Wilkied

A high level of intoxication caused from excess alcohol. If someone is "Wilkied" their night would usually consist of spewing before leaving pre drinks and if they are truly Wilkied they will be refused entry into the club, but often seek solace in the nearest McDonalds accompanied by a box of McNuggets,

"oh my god Amy was so Wilkied last night!"

Wilkied by VictorIrvine June 12, 2016

Willies no Wonka

An intense feeling of disgust, making you want to wonk your willy right off its socket.

"Wow dude those kicks are really fly and hip and swagger."
"Hey, you're kinda giving me the Willies no Wonka."

Willies no Wonka by WilbertWonkerberry May 22, 2023