Wilf 

A common term from the North East of England. A wilf can be referred to when somebody gets something worng or embarrases themself.

How did you manage that...you wilf!, what did you do that for...you wilf!

Wilf by leroyuk1983 January 4, 2009

wilf 

A dog who somehow found fame through appearing in a Scottish Standard Grade exam paper.

Wilf doesn't like to share the tripe and turkey...

wilf by klesk October 2, 2012

WILF 

Woman I'd Like to Fuck. Used for a woman of uncertain status - could be a MILF or a GILF - but until you know for sure, she's a WILF.

You: "Wow, she's hot - is she a MILF or a GILF?"

Me: "I don't know...but she's surely a WILF!"

WILF by mr.robinson jr. December 16, 2008

wilf 

"Whale I'd Like to Fuck"

"Geeze Kyle, look at that WILF".

"Yeah, I'd deffinately do that humpback in the blowhole".

wilf by Mesus June 27, 2006

WILF 

Widow I'd Like to Fuck. A recently widowed man or woman who is so hot you find yourself thinking, "Man, that is a widow I'd like to fuck."

At the funeral of a childhood friend while his wife is hanging on to you, crying with a broken heart's desperation with mad gesticulation and gyrations, all you can think is, "I hope I don't sport wood because this is a WILF."

WILF by Chesai August 23, 2006

wilf 

Whale
I'd
Like
To
Fuck

Thaaarrrr she blows!! im gonna catch that wilf even if it ate my right leg!

wilf by youtouchmytralala October 31, 2007

Wilf 

This word describes someone as being good at most things except learning because he is braindead.

Oi mate you see that guy over there he is a Wilf.

Wilf by ltsmepuppet November 1, 2019