No Wiper

The rare (and I mean really rare) instance of bowel evacuation so clean, there is no need to wipe. See also the "No Wiper Challenge", in which you trust your instincts so much, you don't even take a test wipe.

This will be a great day, I just started it with a no wiper.

by Everleigh1 March 9, 2015

Wizerbuff

A man with very clean-shaved genitalia.

dude, I was watching some porn last night and the guy was such a wizerbuff

by T^^ice March 20, 2009

wierd

Used by people that cannot correctly spell the word "weird."

It's weird, you fucking idiots!

by 100 Snakes Defecating On Your Mom February 13, 2004

no wiper

A poop that comes out so clean that when you wipe,you find out that it was completley unnessasary to wipe at all.

I have to take a poop but im in a rush, i hope its a no wiper.

by OCnoSee April 27, 2009

Wiper Beat

When the windshield wipers on your car sync up with the music on your car radio.

Oh snap! Check out the wiper beat! That song is way sicker with that hotness!

by ShangstaGangsta August 31, 2009

jizz wall wiper

Wiping ones jizz on a wall and leaving it there to clomp

Andrew is a jizz wall wiper because he's a red face fuck

by Dklc23 November 21, 2013

Wiersema

Strong family line of dutch tough men. They are known for being sexy men. The would plunder anyone who would get in their way during the viking time. Willing to do crazy things for each other because they no matter how giant the Wiersema family is they always help each other. Wiersema's will win anyone over of which they talk to.

Person 1: By the way, what's your last name.
Person 2: Wiersema
Person 1: You're a Wiersema! I have like 3 other friends who are Wiersema's!

Person 2: Yup. There is a lot of us

by MManhunter December 17, 2018