toxic wife

A woman who only marries for financial gain. Once the money is gone, she quickly leaves her husband and takes what little money is left with her.

After Howard lost everything in the stock market bust, he realized what a toxic wife Wanda really was when she emptied out their joint bank account and split.

by Joe Rodolico December 19, 2008

My wife left me and took the kids

A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.

“Shit. My wife left me and took the kids”

“Damn. Sorry Jeff that sucks. Merry Christmas?”

by bankssbitch November 21, 2018

Doctor Wife

A woman who has a dry ass cooch due to the unerotic nature of her marriage and/or partner.

As I also discussed on the show, my only real concern is that the women involved -- who apparently require a "bucket and a mop" -- get the medical care they require. My doctor wife's differential diagnosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis.

by WhoAmI_WhatAmI August 13, 2020

Ride Wife? Life Good

Ride wife?
Life good.
Wife fight back.
KILL WIFE!!!

Wife gone.
Think about wife...
Regret.

'Ride Wife? Life Good' is a gorilla meme from YouTube

John: ''Hey Prudence, look at that gorilla''
Prudence: ''Oh Wow, it is magnificent..... Ride Wife?''
John: ''Life Good.''
....

Ride wife? Life good. Gorilla rides his wife

by Green primroses September 29, 2020

Wife’s Boyfriend

A man that is allowed to fuck some dude’s wife for the sake of cuckholding.

“I just had a vasectomy yesterday and when I woke up, my wife’s boyfriend surprised me with this!”

by Weegee420 December 15, 2019

Wife-able

A girl who you feel has the potential to be your girlfriend or the person you are "officially" exclusive with. In some cases, a girl you feel possesses qualities that would warrant marriage.

Devin: " So, how was your date with Veronica? She let you cut, dawg?"

Justin: " Hell naw! She's a good girl, funny, got her head in the books."

Devin: " Yeah, man, and she's fine as hell!"

Justin: "I know, she's completely wife-able."

by i-know-it-all May 23, 2009

wife-beater-status

An adjective used to describe someone who is jacked and has just the right chest and ab muscles to fit perfectly into a wife beater. In addition to chest and abs, arms (biceps, triceps, and deltoids) must also be tone and muscular. Obtained by using the bench-press and doing push-ups.

JT: Dude, going to the gym is going to get us to wife-beater-status!
KD: Yeah man, got to keep hitting the bench-press.
JT: Don't forget about push-ups.

KD: True son.

by JTandKD June 25, 2009