Wishing Well

A plea for help made by Juice WRLD before he passed in this verklempt, beautiful, piece of artwork in his posthumous album, Legends Never Die.

I tossed my pain with my wishes in a Wishing Well

by iTookAHarSHIT September 4, 2020

I wish I had more hands...

An expression used to communicate disapproval of a specific instance, circumstance or thing(s) which was initially expected to rock but then ended in disappointment.

"...so I can give those (fill in the blank) four thumbs down."

by JT Arpent July 13, 2004

I wish I could do that

Joke. When you see a buddy's dog licking his dick and you say,"I wish I could do that." Your buddy replies,"Go ahead,but,he's liable to bite you."

"I wish I could do that" is what you say when you see a dog licking his dick.

by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

wishing poop

A magical occurrence in which one makes a wish when they wipe after pooping, only to have no brown marks on the toilet paper.

John: Hey Bill, guess what!
Bill: What's up, John?
John: I just had a wishing poop, I wished for world peace!
Bill: Well shucks!

by Pratttan May 6, 2016

wishing boner

When a male's genitals are aroused, yet in a state of limbo in which they can never truly realize erection due to their situation or surrounding environment.

" Billy had a wishing boner when he saw Stacy bending down to put stargazers on her late aunt's grave."

by RavagersClaws April 6, 2017

The Wishing Well

When you are having anal sex with your girlfriend, pull your penis out, flip a coin into her anus before it slams shut and make a wish.

I had sex with my girl last night and gave her "The Wishing Well". My wish cam true... she didnt defacate on me.

by gabuckeye April 24, 2014

Wishing Well

The act of sodomizing a woman until the sphincter loosens to a nice sized gape. Once the anus is properly gaped, pull penis or object from gaping hole and drop a quarter inside while making a wish.

After finally getting my girlfriend to try doing anal with me, I gave her a wishing well. She didn't break up with me, looks like I wasted a quarter.

by jeffjef81 September 4, 2013