So-called organic, natural, fair-trade, or other "green" merchandise whose certification, commitment to the environment, and/or general "green"-ness is doubtful.
1) I'm not falling for Wal-Mart's whoreganic food.
2) $15organic cotton GAP t-shirt? That's gotta be whoreganic.
This is why I don't drink tequila. I woke up this morning, and my entire apartment looked like it was hit by an F5 whoricane. There was a trail of clothing starting with my left shoe in the driveway, and ending with my shredded panties on at the foot of the bed.