An act of manual stimulation or masturbation performed by a male, in which the penis is stroked with a harsh, lashing motion. Often performed either early in the morning or late evening in the summer months.
Ricky, the lasagna will get cold honey if you don't get in here and eat. Sorry mom I've been upstairs whoopin the mule.
by cactusjuice53 February 27, 2009
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by Brett April 26, 2005
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A Justified Ass Whooping is when you beat or physically harm or hurt someone or a particular individual for doing something wrong to you or doing a negative act towards you.(BASICALLY GETTING REVENGE BY GIVING THEM A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS FOR THAT PERSON DOING DIRT TOWARDS YOU).
Fighting one on one and beating the person who deserves to get their ass beat(When it comes to a Justified Ass Whooping you get revenge by beating the person's ass for doing or saying bad things about you or towards you and you get away with it.(YOU,USE NO WEAPONS,NO FORM OF VEHICLES,AND ESPECIALLY YOU DO NOT JUMP OR INCLUDE ANY PEOPLE IN YOUR FIGHT,NIETHER DO YOU INCLUDE ANY ANIMAL'S)YOU JUST PHYSICALLY & BRUTALLY BEAT THEIR MOTHAFUCKING ASS!!!!
by Mr.MakeYoAssLookStupid April 22, 2014
Get the Justified Ass Whooping mug.Purse whoopin; The act of reducing an attacker to tears with a hand bag, shopping bag or strapped purse. This is usually done to young brassy thug type males, intent on same purse or some other physical type abuse. The defensive act of 'purse whoopin' requires no special skill or talent but seems to come naturally to the purse bearer.
NOTE; There need not be any visible, audible or physical aggression to receive a 'purse whoopin' one need only achieve the tipping point level of smirk, whistle, or barely audible chuckle at the right time and place to be the unhappy reciepant of a "damn good purse whoopin, junior!"
NOTE; There need not be any visible, audible or physical aggression to receive a 'purse whoopin' one need only achieve the tipping point level of smirk, whistle, or barely audible chuckle at the right time and place to be the unhappy reciepant of a "damn good purse whoopin, junior!"
Jerrod; Junior, what the heell is all that damn blue marks on you facial areas?
Junior; Man, dats the shits if ever I dun seen it. That crazy ass bitch like to killed me in the elevator with a bag full of rocks or sumpin!
Jerrod; What? sheeit!! you got yousef a purse whoopin!
Junior; Man, dats the shits if ever I dun seen it. That crazy ass bitch like to killed me in the elevator with a bag full of rocks or sumpin!
Jerrod; What? sheeit!! you got yousef a purse whoopin!
by The Repurposed Male October 17, 2014
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2. ind. clause, slang. A term meaning everything and nothing; a phrase applicable to any context.
3. n., interject., art., conjunc. prep. n.b. it can refer to a specific individual (cf 1.), an impending situation, a current circumstance, a past experience, or a shift in thought (q.v. example 3).
4. n. An amusing but slightly depressing situation which reveals an individual's dramatic incompetence in spelling, grammar, and/or overall thought processes.
2. ind. clause, slang. A term meaning everything and nothing; a phrase applicable to any context.
3. n., interject., art., conjunc. prep. n.b. it can refer to a specific individual (cf 1.), an impending situation, a current circumstance, a past experience, or a shift in thought (q.v. example 3).
4. n. An amusing but slightly depressing situation which reveals an individual's dramatic incompetence in spelling, grammar, and/or overall thought processes.
1. Nx^ Makaveli(TEAM): who my ping
2. "whomyping?" "youmyping!"
3. "Are we playing against whomyping tonight?!"; "whomypub?"; "whomysupfraggles?"; "whomyWoM"; "anywhomyping"
4. Nx^ Makaveli(TEAM): huys lol thata royalassasin guy is a known to ahev cheats on hsi comp you know Nx^ Makaveli(TEAM): thankg od for my Nx^ Makaveli(TEAM): nemsis clock
2. "whomyping?" "youmyping!"
3. "Are we playing against whomyping tonight?!"; "whomypub?"; "whomysupfraggles?"; "whomyWoM"; "anywhomyping"
4. Nx^ Makaveli(TEAM): huys lol thata royalassasin guy is a known to ahev cheats on hsi comp you know Nx^ Makaveli(TEAM): thankg od for my Nx^ Makaveli(TEAM): nemsis clock
by oheyacal April 7, 2003
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Get the Whoopin it up mug.1. It is short slang for getting a whipping.
2. It means that someone is about to get beat down,annihilated, torn up, have their ass handed to them on a silver platter, taken to the woodshed, spanked, whipped, they are gunna get a lickin', have their hide tanned, get switched, their in for a hurtin', etc..
2. It means that someone is about to get beat down,annihilated, torn up, have their ass handed to them on a silver platter, taken to the woodshed, spanked, whipped, they are gunna get a lickin', have their hide tanned, get switched, their in for a hurtin', etc..
EX: Momma told me if I did that again she'd gimme a whoopin' that I'd never forget! Then she said she'd slap me so hard that my kids would be dizzy. I ain't messen witt dat candy dish noooooooooo more!
by IrishDaddy2U April 18, 2010
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