wibble wibble

A sentence used to really confuse cold callers

Caller: "Hello, I'm calling from Coldseal Windows. Can I interest you in a new conservatory?"
Callee: "Wibble wibble"
Caller: "....excuse me? I.."
Callee: "WIBBLE WIBBLE! Duh!"
Caller: *click*

by Jon Fox November 1, 2006

hibble wibble

Derived from the ancient greek words "hibolious woblusous", relates to the movement of fat on a fat person when they move.

that fat bitch dancing be bringing on a whole world of hibble wibble. Shit!!!!

by fudger January 5, 2004

Wibble

Covid deniers and conspiracy theorists who are a few cards short of a full deck

I was arguing online with this wibble

by Wibblewobblecovid January 2, 2021

wet wibbler

a loud, wet fart that sounds a bit like someone clapping

Yuck!!!!! Emma has just done a Wet wibbler!!!!!

by h1987 February 25, 2011

whirble

The sound made by a Dungeons and Dragons player when you tell them that their attack bonuses don't stack or their flanking bonus doesn't apply.

Richard whirbled annoyingly as he pointed emphaticly at irrelevant tables in his Dungeon Master's Guide.

by Bernado of Naan April 22, 2007

Deryck Whibley

1. Bizzy-D. Lead singer of Sum41.Paris Hilton's Ex (stupid bitch)Hottest man who ever walked this dammed earth.and is Canadian!
2. an man who is probably great in bed

"Deryck Whibley, Will you please take my virginit? if it's still there"

by jordan January 24, 2004

wibbletated

Something that's distorted to the point of being non-functional.

About a fork that's all bent out of shape:
"This fork is wibbletated!"

by Tanath9 July 7, 2006