smile when you say that

(Western US via cowboy movies)

Your last remark crossed the line. Immediately retract/clarify/soften it, or I'll be offended/in your face/pumping you full of lead.
"Of course, there never was a man born in those parts who was worth a damn..."

"Smile when you say that!"
by Shane August 11, 2003
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When you Yeet

A term used by mainly black teens, or white teens thinking they are cool. 'When you Yeet' describes you yeeting.
Dude: Yo bro, you know what happens when you yeet?
Dude2: bro what?
Dude: you yeet lol
by ICreep17E June 07, 2018
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When you jizz on shit

sam wanted creamy pepper on her hotdog
When a guy jizz on the female and takes a shit on the same spot
When you jizz on shit
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when you get shit on

Your gonna stink when you get shit on
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When you have no friends

When you have no friends and you have to sit alone at lunch and break
Ew Why does Becky have no friends

When you have no friends
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Makeup when you wakeup

A girl (most likely) who has done her makeup so bad, it looked like she did it while she was still waking up. Most commonly used when someone has smudged their makeup, gotten lipstick on their teeth, has crusted eye-liner on, etc. These people act as if they are beautiful gods, but sometimes they will tell you they didn't have time for their makeup, and won't act stubborn.
Girl 1: Wow, did you see her makeup?!

Girl 2: Yes! She totally pulled a makeup when you wakeup!

Girl 1: She does that everyday.

Girl 2: I know!
by NikkiInSLO July 20, 2009
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when you go to college...

A scary sentence-starter by high school teachers, especially teachers of senior classes, showing what lies ahead.
"When you go to college..." my teacher said "...you will have to (take notes this way/have horrible homework assignments/do research/etc.)"
by B.L.G. February 20, 2007
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