whatever

Uttered in a derisive and dismissive tone, in response to a confrontation or accusation which has been judged to be unimpressive, obnoxious, or disingenuous. Often used to dismiss someone when it is clear that rational discussion would be a waste of time and energy.

Don't tell me you believe in that "evolution" stuff! The Bible clearly states that the Earth is 6,000 years old!

Whatever, dude. Can you go bother someone else now please?

by Greenie November 03, 2003

whatever

Passive-aggressive behavior at its most eloquent.

She: "If you leave me, I'll kill myself!"
He: "Whatever."

by Venus May 29, 2004

whatever

The most annoying thing that your girlfriend can say.

"Hey would you like to get dinner, see a movie, then perhaps go back to my place?"

"Whatever."

by thatguy21 March 25, 2006

whatever

whenever used in a conversation, a girl really means this:
I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, then eaten by the shark.

Boyfriend: Hey I know its your birthday, but Ricky really wants me to go fishing. Can I go babe?
Girlfriend: Whatever...

by HOWDYBiLLY February 23, 2011

whatever

Whatever can mean "I don't really care" (example 1)
Whatever can also meant "Fuck You" (example 2)

PERSON 1: Where do you want to go for dinner?
PERSON 2: Whatever, i'm not really hungry?

PERSON 1: It's you're fault we got pulled over last night.
PERSON 2: Whatever, if you would have just let me drive then we would have made it home no problem.

by HEINS 57 June 29, 2011

whatever

Refers to the person you have an undefined relationship with.

- We hook up sometime but I don't know whether it's serious. She doesn't call me her boyfriend.
- Dude! You're her whatever

by celine34 July 11, 2008

whatever

What stupid american teenage girls say to annoy their fathers and everyone else.

E.g. 'so yeah and he said, and i was like: what- everrrrrrrrr!'

by zimo August 15, 2004