whap

In figurative or literal language, the thunderous cacophony of noise produced by the violent collision of the female pelvic region with the face of a grotesquely effeminate man.

"Diana and I feel strongly about gender equality for both men and women," said the pussywhipped loser, while sitting down to piss. Diana then came up to him and WHAP! Slapped him right across the face with her pussy. "I'm a little wimp mommy!" said little Pussyman.

by Enjoy! YAselves! December 14, 2008

Whap

Parody rap music enjoyed or sung by predominately white people.

We played Weird Al because we wanted to hear some whap music.

by Hunnays8208 April 1, 2017

Whap

1. The Opposite of Fapping for Guys.
2. The Act of Patting yours or someone elses vagina vigourisly or with serious intensity in order to achieve an orgasm.
3. A form of Female Masturbation

Plural: Whapping

"Hey boyfriend! It's okay I caught you fapping, I'll Whap right with you! ...Unless you feel like fapping and whapping altogether..."

by BiGuy15 November 2, 2009

Whap

To receive fellatio. To get a blow job.

That girl really knows how to give the whap. You should definitely get the whap from her, its worth the STD.

by V-nasty Fondizzy October 21, 2008

Whap

To remove a penis from its cloth enclosure.

I whapped it out and sure enough, there it was. My penis.

by gam3ov3ry0 April 6, 2015

Whap

An act of pain or pleasure involving a pulled back rubber band releasing on the body (usually on the genitals)

"Hey last night John gave me the fiercest whap last night and it made me moan so loud.

"Yea Bob pissed me off so hard that I whaped him in the face"

by MoMoJR May 20, 2016

Whaps

A word that substitutes the commonly used word or phrase "Whoops" to show recognition of a mistake or minor accident, often as part of an apology.

Tim: Dayum she thicc!
Jimbo: That's a dude...
Tim: Whaps!

by DxTruePussySlayingNiggletxD October 8, 2017