A sweedish foghorn used exclusively in Argentina. Created for people who hack into the pentagon security files and kidnaps and/or brainwashes Japenese music artists.
by J-supernizzle April 29, 2007
Get the weelow mug.An unanticipated split in a male's stream of urine occurring as a result of excess semen in the urethra produced in a previous instance of masturbation or sex
Ex. 1) I was caught unawares by the magnitude of my Wetzel, leading to a disastrous leakage of urine onto my bathroom floor.
Ex. 2) I missed the toilet by several feet after experiencing a Wetzel of epic proportions.
Ex. 2) I missed the toilet by several feet after experiencing a Wetzel of epic proportions.
by Jwetz August 6, 2014
Get the Wetzel mug.He is a cool dude who is awesome at Taekwondo and will beat your ass. He is kind, friendly and will sweat at everything (including computer games). He is paranoid most of the time but sometimes it means something. He is sporty and intelligent and doesn't mean "A person who reuses condoms". If you ever get the chance to meet a Wezley make sure to be friends with him as he might be a lifelong friend or enemy.
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Get the Wezley mug.Taking a dump so large it feels like what you can only imagine as suppressing the onset of werewolf manifestation.
When I entered the bathroom, it was evident that Andrew was passing a wereloaf. The grunting and groaning were haunting. I'm sure that turd could have single-handily decimated the entire Cullen (Twilight) family had it not met its maker.
by Mustardbutt January 29, 2010
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Get the Pulling a Wetzel mug.A famous sandwich originating from Alpha Delta in New Haven, CT. On face value it's a buffalo chicken sub with lettuce and tomato, melted cheese, mayonnaise, and doused with hot sauce, but it's actually SO much more. See the article, "Wenzel ’04: The athlete, the legend, the sandwich" in the Yale Daily News. Some consider it mandatory to have at least one per week, preferably towards the end of nights of drinking and debauchery.
Example 1:
Awesome college dude (ACD) #1: Tonight's going to be epic.
ACD #2: Wenzels later?
ACD #1: That goes without saying.
Example 2:
ACD #1: I think tonight should end with a wenzel.
ACD #2: Clearly we're on the same page.
Awesome college dude (ACD) #1: Tonight's going to be epic.
ACD #2: Wenzels later?
ACD #1: That goes without saying.
Example 2:
ACD #1: I think tonight should end with a wenzel.
ACD #2: Clearly we're on the same page.
by wenzelguy June 17, 2009
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