A small town about 25 minutes from Santa Monica and Los Angeles. When asked where they are from, residents often quickly respond, "LA" though traveling to Los Angeles for any event is unheard of. Westlake lies on the edges of Oak Park and Agoura Hills, (home to the beginnings of HOOBASTANK and HELLOGOODBYE) yet considered a part of Thousand Oaks and sometimes referred to as "The Village" to those with ghetto tendencies. Yet this town is anything but ghetto, in fact it is known to be home to rich "upper class" soccer moms with boobs harder than the men they turn on. However, the good news is; at least Westlake mothers tend to actually HAVE money.. you can tell by their teenage gym bodies and facelifts that they paid thousands of dollars for to look like crap. However, as boring as "The Village" may be, it is indeed a serene, happy location. Once home to Will Smith, Jessica Simpson, and Daryl Hannah. Currently home to Tom Selleck, Heather Locklear, Denise Richards, and a homeless woman with a blonde wig.
Kait: "There's a party in Simi Valley tonight, wanna go?"
Billy: "To SLIMI valley? No man, we're already in Westlake Village, let's just stay here."
Justin: "You guys are from Westlake? Where is that exactly?"
Kait: "LA"
Justin: "Oh really? Well my cousin is having a party in LA tonight.. wanna go?"
Billy: "Nah, it's too far."
Billy: "To SLIMI valley? No man, we're already in Westlake Village, let's just stay here."
Justin: "You guys are from Westlake? Where is that exactly?"
Kait: "LA"
Justin: "Oh really? Well my cousin is having a party in LA tonight.. wanna go?"
Billy: "Nah, it's too far."
by L.Bow January 27, 2009
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2) small, rich, skater, crappy singer.
Both are inept and as equally likely to do drugs and be left behind by scociety because of their ignorances, but hey the girls are hot ;-))
2) small, rich, skater, crappy singer.
Both are inept and as equally likely to do drugs and be left behind by scociety because of their ignorances, but hey the girls are hot ;-))
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"Whats a westlake village?? Sounds like a rich snobby town"
"Whats a westlake village?? Sounds like a rich snobby town"
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A person who will tell you exactly what you think they want you to hear in order to trick you into being their personal slave to attain their own goals.
Someone who has to continuously find new friends every 3 months because that is how long it takes for people to realize how they are being treated.
Someone with the ability to lie and defend, through circular logic, things that anyone with an IQ of 5 should see as unfair and ridiculous.
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Someone who has to continuously find new friends every 3 months because that is how long it takes for people to realize how they are being treated.
Someone with the ability to lie and defend, through circular logic, things that anyone with an IQ of 5 should see as unfair and ridiculous.
Popular slang term in Tennessee.
by Greg S Monaco October 3, 2006
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Get the Westley mug.A small town of mainly Norweigen decent with a population of 2,000+ residents. The town lies between the two towns of Coon Valley and Viroqua and is located in West Wisconsin. The population mainly includeds Norweigen, Germany and white residents, but there is also a (very) small percentage of other minorities (Black, Hispanic, etc,) that also reside there. The town is most well known for its national distrabution of Westby Cottage Cheese, Cheese Curds and other dairy products.
What Westby's Welcome Sign SHOULD Read: Welcome To Westby! A place of great cheese, great sights, and the biggest gathering of passive-agressive assholes in all of Wisconsin! Enjoy your stay!
by IKnowIAmButWhatAreYou? July 27, 2011
Get the Westby mug.At Westland Middle School, the 6th graders set paper towels on fire, the 7th graders vape, and the 8th graders smoke weed.
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There is always drama which is funny because there really is never anything to do.
There is always drama which is funny because there really is never anything to do.
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