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westleey 

A person who will tell you exactly what you think they want you to hear in order to trick you into being their personal slave to attain their own goals.

Someone who has to continuously find new friends every 3 months because that is how long it takes for people to realize how they are being treated.

Someone with the ability to lie and defend, through circular logic, things that anyone with an IQ of 5 should see as unfair and ridiculous.

Popular slang term in Tennessee.
I hope my new boyfriend isn't a Westleey.

My new boss is definately a Westleey.
westleey by Greg S Monaco October 3, 2006
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Westleey 

1. An asstard.
2. One who forgoes fair play and kindness in the pursuit of personal gain above all others.
3. A Liar and a cheat.
4. One whom openly misleads those who trust him, to keep them in check (and the suckers fall for it)
Westleey by burblefling August 26, 2003
Handsome, Extremely rugged, Male model like, cool as a cucumber...talented, gifted. well hung, great in bed..amazing with the ladies...husbands be wary of this man....if god made man in perfection it would be a guy named Westley..when the name is shortened to Wes its even cooler usually around 6ft 5 blue eyes smouldring good looks...charm the birds out the trees...has the gift to make ladies fall at his feet and men envious
oh my god im so jealous Westley wants you
Westley by samanthagoodlooks July 10, 2011
Westlee is someone you want to spend time with. He is funny, outgoing, athletic, very intelligent, kind, and handsome.
An all-Canadian guy!
OMG the new guy is such a Westlee! :)
Westlee by dowdoe February 6, 2010
1. the hero in The Princess Bride. He is in love with the princess buttercup, who thinks that he has died after a sea journey and he become engaged to prince humperdinck. Posing as the Dread Pirate Roberts, Westley rescues the princess from a group of motley kidnappers. Later, he is captured and is tortured, dying at the hands of prince humperdinck. somehow he overcomes death and he and buttercup run off together.
the only thing Westley ever replied was "as you wish"
Westley by Seph Infinitum February 15, 2009
Someone that loves a girls but can never be with them he will do anything to try he has gorgeous blue eyes He loves his life except he needs to loose weight his crush begins with a he has two best friends but they act like to talk fucking twats he is incredible in bed and flirts with most girls but there is only one he loves
Hey do you know Westley yeah he is a legend

You know he loves that girl
He’s a Guy that’ll probably fuck ur bitch.. he’s most likely tall at a young age. he gets girls from grades above him and from out of school.
Person 1: dude this girl in 10th grade likes me bro..
Person 2: dude no way, ur pulling a westley rn dog.
Westley by coolkid193 May 4, 2020
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