West Texas Air Duster

The act of farting on a co-workers keyboard to clear of crumbs/dust.

My keyboard is cleaner, but I can't shake the smell of that West Texas Air Duster he used.

by Spence Bergs August 6, 2008

West Texas Skid Steer

When you’re titty fucking her and leave skid marks on her belly.

Gave Becky the west Texas skid steer and it ended in a shiny new pearl necklace.

by Threeputtfro May 10, 2020

West Texas Poop Claw

The fine art of pooping in your own hand too finger your woman

We got wild last night! I hit her with the ol West Texas Poop Claw!

by Jack Kingofferson March 30, 2020

west texas special

When a cowboy has sex with any relative, animal or of the same sex.

The cowboy is usually named Blake or something similar.

Hey cousin Tom how would you like to join me in the barn for a west texas special. The sheep are looking mighty pretty these days.

by Huckleberry75025 May 11, 2018

West Texas Single

When an oilfield worker comes to west Texas for work, and acts as though he’s single for his two weeks there, but in reality has a wife and three kids back home, often states a way.

As often found in Tinder bios ‘Please actually be single, and not west Texas single.’ or ‘Don’t let me find out you have a wife back home.’

by richardstroker January 2, 2024

West Texas Drawbar

The West Texas Drawbar was a traveling male stripper. He would hop abord random trains, which, at the time, had long pilots and drawbars. His profession earned him the nickname "West Texas Drawbar" among railroad crewmembers.

"I got myself a herpes from that West Texas Drawbar."

by Great Northern 1147 November 4, 2023

West Texas Frac Job

A sexual act formed in the oilfields of West Texas.
When a man pumps water into a woman's vaginal cavity and proceeds to have sex with her.

Frac hand 1: Aye wassup bro. That chick last night gave me a West Texas Frac Job.
Frac hand 2: Yo bro you didn't seriously fuck that lot lizard right?
Frac hand 1: Fucked her how Haliburton fucks us!

by WestTexasTick April 1, 2024