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brethren before wenches 

Geek slang for "Bros before Hoes". MMORPG players will often throw this as a trump card when you are trying to spend time with your chick instead of raiding.
Duke: Hey Jim, the raid starts at 8:00ET motherfucker, log your ass in!

Jim: Can't make it tonight, I promised Karen I would watch Sense and Sensibility with her this evening.

Duke: What the fuck man! Brethren before wenches!

Jim: Yeah, you're right. Give me 10 minutes to pick a fight with her and I'll be on.
brethren before wenches by Koban December 11, 2009
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Wenchaline

They are used to describe someone who is big and has a lot of bulky muscles.

Additionally, the appearance of robustness, power, or resilience in an individual's physical or overall demeanour often conveys an impression of substantial muscularity, sturdiness, or confidence.
Skyler: *Looks over at Dom, licking his lips*
Dom: *Looks back at Skyler and smirks*
Skyler: "Dom, you are so wenchaline; I just want to feel every inch of your muscles."
Dom: "I appreciate the gesture, but I'm taken."
Wenchaline by montorole October 31, 2023
Somebody who goes wenching (persuing women in a lecherous way). A womanizer.
"Art thou yet a wencher, my husband? Wherefore must thou surrender to such lust that thou shalt tumble in a stable with some flax-wench of a dairymaid and forget the wife that awaits thee?!"

"From the beginning, Frida knew that her husband would be a wencher."
wencher by Lorelili January 18, 2008

nigger wench 

Extremely Derogatory name for a female African American. From slave days. It was insulting to slaves and was rarely used by whites.
"One nigger wench for sale, $400 dollars."
nigger wench by Cornelius Windsor January 6, 2005

party wench 

Chick with big cans that drinks you under the table, but you never, never, ever want to sleep with her.
Cathy is my best party wench!

Damn Jen, you party wench, get the hell outa my bed!
party wench by tree February 2, 2004

socket wench 

derived from the slang word "ratchet," a socket wench is one who lacks class. Typically used to describe someone with a loose vagina, wears tights as pants, earrings with the circumference of a dinner plate, and 6 inch high heels in inappropriate places (such as the zoo, laser tag, golfing, etc).
"Did you see that socket wench at the grocery store? Someone should consider giving her an emergency hysterectomy to protect our population, ASAP."
socket wench by platyguin March 5, 2013