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Weenie Lick Job

The act of getting ones weenie licked by another individual.
Person one: Yo I heard Terry got his weenie licked by Julia last night!

Person two: You mean he got a Weenie Lick Job?? Wow! I'm so proud of him, the classic wlj!

Winnie the Pooh 

When you are completely naked except for a shirt
“I winnie the Pooh in the winter sometimes when I sleep because it’s too cold to sleep in the nude but not that cold where I would wear pants too.”
Winnie the Pooh by MattBussin November 18, 2022

weenie tickle 

That strange tickling or "fizzy" feeling males experience in their penis while riding roller coasters or going over undulations in bumpy roads. Occurs during brief periods of weightlessness.
Whoa! That railroad crossing just gave me some major weenie tickle!
weenie tickle by theycallmebfp March 6, 2017

weight weenie 

Road Bicycle enthusiast who becomes obsessed with subtracting weight from his bicycle at all costs, including overriding safety concerns and practicality. A Weight Weenie will always replace a 100 gram component with a 99 gram component regardless of all other factors, including cost, durability, and overall design and functionality. Materials that are commonly used in the pursuit of lightness include: aluminum, carbon fiber, composites, and titanium.
Your bike weighs only 8 pounds, you must be a total Weight Weenie !

Super Duper Weenie Effect 

When someone is the only person in a group to have done a certain thing, so they over hype it to make it seem like the best thing in the world.
Jack went to a hotdog stand and has been talking about it for 5 days since, talk about a Super Duper Weenie Effect.

Steve said that girl he got with was way hotter than she really was, holy SDWE.

Green weenie 

Quite possibly the fattest fucking cock in the existence of humanity. More commonly found in the great community of the armed forces especially in the Marine Corps. This cock can be found slaying assholes left and right no one is safe in the presence of the almighty green weenie.
Person 1 : dude I just got voluntold for a field op in the middle of the Sahara desert I won’t be back for 6 months

Person 2: it’s your fault you can’t deny the almighty green weenie it will only prolong your suffering

Person 1: curses I guess I’ll just have to loosen this asshole for the green weenie maybe then my suffering will end
Green weenie by Shdylatina November 28, 2019