'Getting Westy'd'

To fall asleep and have bad embarassing things happen to you. Named after 'Colin West', the master of this art.

Falling asleep and waking up in the opposition's football top, with Dolmio in your shoes.

"Pete's having a flatwarming tonight, you're so 'Getting Westy'd' "

by jennieclyro July 4, 2009

Westy

Ejaculate deposited into the hand, usually in an work environment, for the purpose of flicking at a female colleague.

"Man, that new secretary is hot. If she keeps bending over like that, I might have to chuck her a Westy."

by Mr. G. West July 3, 2008

nutella wristy

When someone smears poo on their hand and gives a handjob (wristy)

eg.

Lauren: Hey baby I got to take a shit. Want a nutella wristy when I get back?
Liam: Sure baby that sounds swell mmmmmmm

by In your endo June 14, 2014

Dry wristy

When a female masturbates your penis with no lube.

First coined by the legendary Ryan Basaraba of Van City.

"She gives good Dry Wristy's"

by purple mave May 21, 2010

crispy wristy

A crispy wristy is when you are old and masturbate while having arthritis in your wrists.

Hey Jim... What did you do last night?
Nothing Neil my Arthritis is playing up... But I had a crispy wristy before bed.

by Neilbmx23 October 12, 2017

Resealable wristy

A handjob given in a reasealable/ziplock bag with the intention of reducing the amount of mess made in the given environment. When finished the bag is then sealed and disposed of.

I gave him a Resealable wristy last night in the tent because I didn’t want to get the blankets dirty.

by Smeg lord69 September 19, 2018

weister

noun, a drink that is left half full on a table or countertop and never finished. usually refers to a can of soda or beer but can be used to describe pretty much anything left unfinished.

Who left this weister on the table?

by TWB October 19, 2007