Wrinkle-plow

The act of having sex with an elderly woman and realizing half way through that you have missed your mark and you are actually thrusting your penis into a bank of wrinkles several inches from her vagina.

That crazy bitch said I was her kid's father when I knew for a fact I only wrinkle-plowed her ass

by Shieldings March 5, 2011

winkle picker

Apparently an old phrase used to describe shoes with very narrow toe at end.

I was wearing my new winkle pickers.

by Rob1976 July 28, 2008

wrinkle rodeo

When a bunch of old ass geezers have an extremely violent orgy in a pit full of animal shit (usually bull or horse shit).

I've heard they're planning a wrinkle rodeo at the retirement home,they might need some volunteers to set it up.

by Frosty Dice July 11, 2021

sleep wrinkles

Lines and creases that appear in your skin from sleeping on wrinkled sheets. Telltale sign that you just got out of bed.

My boss was impressed with my being in the office when she arrived. I earned major brownie points until she notice the sleep wrinkles on my cheek and realized that I had slept at work...again.

by sheryl D November 4, 2006

Willy Winkle

N. Another name to describe the male reproductive organ that will not cause upset laughter.

"I want your willy winkle in my bagingo."

by ThatPinkSock January 16, 2009

Wrinkle Rocker

A person who is attracted to the elderly.

My friend keeps hittin on my grandma, he's a wrinkle rocker.

Nasty I bet you would rock those wrinkles, wrinkle rocker.

by Nakonsy May 24, 2008

winklebag printer

A printing machine (or printing company) of very low quality.

Producing poor quality basic crude printing like the paper bags used to hold wet seafood.

Example:(printing machine) Where did you get that winklebag printer from?

Example:(printing company) That company of printers are rubbish. They a winklebag printer.

by ITman January 3, 2008