weed science

University Degree available from Australia's University Of Technology, Sydney (UTS). Student's can major in;
1. Weed philosophy and theory.
2. Bong Physics.
3. Agriculture and Cultivation.
4. Cooking.
This is a fake degree eluding to the fact that you know your cannibus very very well.

Dude1: "Do you smoke up?"
Dude2: "Do I smoke up? Hah, I got my post-doctorate doctorate in weed science. I'm majoring in Astro-Bong Physics and they are sending me to the moon to see how a bong works in space."

by Diego August 14, 2003

weed skank

A girl who will usually only hang out if weed is involved. Her world revolves around the presence of marijuana. She's also a likely candidate to get "intimate" after smoking. She usually attempts to look overly stylish or "sexy" to compensate for her insecurity and her lack of personality and authenticity.

Jay: If you had told Jen that you were smoking a blunt soon, she'd be over there right quick. She's a total weed skank.

by MrBizzle April 19, 2009

weed summit

A large grouping of people who come together and who bring weed from around the world to smoke and share with the rest.
A huge weed taster party!

Are you going to the weed summit tomorrow? I heard there's going to be weed from Africa!

by Amandee February 28, 2008

weed-stuff

Devices and such pertaining to the ingestion of flowers by various methods

"The dudes down at head shop know all about the latest and greatest weed-stuff."

by wbojangles December 2, 2014

In-house weed sherpa

(noun). Alternatively referred to by the acronym "IHWS". A knowledgeable, friendly homeboy you can go to with all your questions about marijuana, THC, hemp, cannabidiol, edibles, vape rigs, dabs, and blacklight reactive tiger posters. IHWS can also recite from memory the provenance and production history of any strain of bud, and prescribe the right sticky icky to cure what ails you. The IHWS never judges or ridicules a questioning bro's ignorance, rather just guides the bro along the path to being stoned and shit.

I'm not sure whether to cop a Pax or a DynaVap. Also, what the hell is Grape Ape? Yo, Imma ask the homie Chris. That dude knows all about this typa shit. He's the in-house weed sherpa.

by BellicoseStampCollector April 24, 2020

weed snob

Someone who insists their weed is superior to all others. They will say that their weed is the shit and that yours sucks. They also care much more about knowing what the stupid strand names are than actually smoking the fucking weed.

"Dude I got the best fucking herb yesterday. It's called Lemon Kush. It's the shit dude it's so much better than that cheap crap you smoke."

"Ah shut the fuck up you fucking weed snob."

by Anita Bongload June 1, 2009

Weed Smells Like Shit

when you get pulled over for having weed in your car and as the cop asks if he smells weed, shit yourself.

"sir do i smell weed?" *shits himself* "no officer, you do not"

Thats the story of how the Weed Smells Like Shit was made

by Pogoxman January 1, 2021