waterworks

When somebody starts balling their eyes out crying. Probably because your an insensitive jerk =)

oh boy... here come the waterworks

by Percy!!!! June 11, 2006

verbal waterboarding

The act of spewing thoughts, ideas and beliefs upon others forcefully, repeatedly, and without end.

I can't get a word in the conversation; he's constantly verbal waterboarding.

by GrapeofWrath71 September 24, 2013

waterboarding sex

A sexual position best done in the shower utalizing a standing " doggystle" position facing the shower head with a towel pulled over the woman's face while the shower runs on the towel simulating drowning. Not only does this appeal to those who enjoy erotic esphyxiation, it can also be used to interrogate your partner during intercourse.

Rodbey was having waterboarding sex with Sage and decided to ask her who she's been texting while he turned up the water and tightned the towel.

by Kill yourself twice August 3, 2017

waterfornian

the peoples of tiny ass town of waterford, california. These people only form of entertainment is hanging out in the tacobell/pizza aka zaplace/or the random off brand shopping center IGR or something. Usually this place is infested with Ahalf naked middle aged women who are overly tanned, in a nasty-leathery-inches-away-from skin-cancer sorta way. Bone to three hick cops,in the pizza place bar. Cthe rare sightings of hot teenage cowboys in their dirt covered pickups.Always a highlight until you start talking to them and realized they are idiots.

wow whole lot of waterfornians out tonite...

akward.

by shabanglalallalaa August 11, 2007

Waterboy

One who fails or becomes a failure on all accounts.

Waterboy, YOU SUCK!!!

by steve bobby September 27, 2005

waterboyed

The act of riding your lawn mower to school, football practice, etc.

Dude he totally waterboyed it today when he drove his lawn mower to school

by The Waterboy June 1, 2009

Waterbreaker

When u take a truly great dump, and when you get up to wipe your ass you notice that the pile is so big the top is higher than the water in the bowl, like an island 'breaking' above the water.

He: "Man, I ate so much Thanksgiving dinner yesterday I woke up at dawn and had me a righteous waterbreaker."

She: "I hope you flushed."

He: (Proudly) "Twice!"

by polkyarebusz June 12, 2006