wangstafarian 

A person that follows any form of wangst religiously (sometimes out of boredom or just finding the whole thing funny).

Generally found on communities such as Fandom_Wank and LJ_Drama.

"What the Hell! Louis, you wangstafarian!"

"Wow, time to give the wangstafarians the drama they crave."

wangstafarian by Mrs Newick December 5, 2004

WASPafarian

A white guy/girl with dreadlocks.

Sally's plans for world domination were thwarted when the WASPafarian next to her at the lunch counter flicked his hair and accidentally splashed some of her tofu miso soup all over her laptop.

WASPafarian by bungadiri May 1, 2006

Wastafarians

White, vapid, rich, upper-middle-class twenty-somethings who have deluded themselves into thinking that they are black just because they dress in pretend ethnic clothing and smoke sub-standard soapbar weed, whilst doing their shopping in Camden Lock.
Often found in Goa "discovering themselves" (using money given to them by their parents), waving their sun-bleached dreads around and dancing to the combined sounds of a deaf man banging a pot off his arse and a monkey chewing a rape alarm.

A:( Snivelling white guys with dreads and fake yardie accents):

"Alright mannnnnn, fancy smokin'some trees of weeeeeed."

B:(Man with his dignity still intact):

"Fuck off, you wastafarians."

Wastafarians by The Nouns of Love January 18, 2009

dirty rastafarian 

When a group of individuals defecate on a women's head so as to make it look like she is wearing dreadlocks made from poo! It is encouraged to eat corn to provide ornamentation such as gold pieces.

This girl came over to my house who was a huge Bob Marley fan so me and my friends gave her a dirty rastafarian

dirty rastafarian by diabhail August 4, 2010

pastafarian orthodox 

the belief that religion should be kept out of public schools without the belief in the other acts of pastafarianism

"DOOD this is so cool lets all worship the flying spaghetti monster and stuff!"

"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"

pastafarian orthodox by blitch May 4, 2010

Rastafarian 

A religion that focuses on reaching zion, bringing down Babylon, and worshiping jah Rastafari using marijuana to meditate.

Timmy: gee bob you are quite a Rastafarian with your cannabis sativa and your natty dreads.
Bob: thanks mon, praise jah

Rastafarian by jahmama March 11, 2009

rastafarian old holborn 

Weed or Green, cannabis

oi mate you smoked any rastafarian old holborn recently?

rastafarian old holborn by garthy g March 6, 2008