That wasn’t a Jäger Bomb

A drop shot (typically into Red Bull) that is horrifically disgusting and appears as a Jäger Bomb but it isn’t.

Keagan: “Let’s go boys! Let’s get dickered it’s New Years Eve!”
James: “Shots?!”
*slams back Black Death shot*
James: “That wasn’t a Jäger Bomb!” (Puke dripping from face)

That wasn’t a Jäger Bomb by Horsecrotch May 2, 2018

That wasn't very cash money of you 

Originating from a tumbler post in which a black and white anime character says That wasn't very cash money of you where the word cash money is cool. It is often associated with Japanese influences such as godzilla and anime characters.
When a fucking weeb steals your quality meme, erases your watermark and put their own.

that cunt pewdipie stole my content, that wasn't very cash money of you - Pyrocynical

That wasn't very cash money of you by Diary of a wimpy kid but SANS October 18, 2018

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl 

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl by basedwhip February 15, 2023

I wasn't born yesterday 

A phrase meaning (often used sarcastically), i appreciate it, but please stop giving me advice, I know what I am doing.

Mother: Adrian go take a shower, then do your homework, not the other way a round.

Adrian: mom, I wasn't born yesterday, I will take a shower when I feel its appropriate, besides, i have this paper to finish writing for tomorrow.

I wasn't born yesterday by Uncle Dimma January 17, 2013

T'wasn't 

The Old English new age combination of the words: It, Was, and Not.

"What night did that burglar break into the house?"

"T'wasn't the night before Christmas."

"You're a douche."

T'wasn't by Benjiforce1 October 1, 2010

It Isn't, It Wasn't, It Ain't Never Gonna Be 

1. a euphenism for someone to realize that something didn't happen, it ain't happening now and it never will.

2. a hit song from the summer of 1989 by Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin and her pupil Whitney Houston.

1. Sarah Palin's 17 year old daughter recently said she "knows" the father of her child "loves" her and will "come back" to them some day. Anybody else surely knows about this "love" - it isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be.

2. Johnny lived with a girl in BFE. He slacked off and she worked all day to make some money for him. One afternoon he packed up and left her high and dry. Every evening she sits on the porch waiting for moocher Johnny to come back. It isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be. He never gave a damn all this time.

It Isn't, It Wasn't, It Ain't Never Gonna Be by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 5, 2009

Let's just say I wasn't mad about it 

This is a statement made to indicate a situation a person doesn't want to just come out and say they enjoyed.

Something unexpected or unusual that the person in question wants to share with the group and when questioned on it; rather than give a straight answer, they say "well let's just say i wasn't mad about it".

Jeff: So last night maren came over and wanted to all of the sudden hook up so we made out for a while and she went home.

Beck: so how was it, that was a nice little nugget for the night?

Jeff: Let's just say I wasn't mad about it

Let's just say I wasn't mad about it by Randoni April 6, 2009