Anything used to collect semen after masterbatory ejaculation. Such as towels, kleenex, old socks etc.
by Christoper M Norton May 28, 2006
Get the Wankiesmug. "My internet usually runs smooth but today it's been acting a little wanky."
"I'd give you a ride but I don't know if my car is going start. It's been a bit wanky lately."
"I'd give you a ride but I don't know if my car is going start. It's been a bit wanky lately."
by mailboxfish October 4, 2011
Get the Wankymug. Look At this guy, he is Wanki
by holysmoke July 10, 2005
Get the Wankimug. the proprietory brand of paper handerchiefs found under the bed of a wanker ready for any nocturnal emissions to avoid the need to zoffle. individually wrapped in packets of 3 (Weekend Wankies) 7 (Weekly Wankies) and 25 (Cant Get a Girlfriend Wankies). Wankies are normally bought by men with extremely well developed biceps, poor eyesight and an unhealthy interest in librarys. NB Please note the health warning on the Wankies packet emphasising the need to dispose of used Wankies before the splooge genetically mutates and engulfs an area the size of New Mexico
" I can't wait for the weekend, I've got my bongomags, a tub of vaseline and enough Wankies to clog up the Potomac River"
by Bobman UK October 26, 2006
Get the wankiesmug. by i love kai February 8, 2022
Get the wankymug. Hi babe, be home to sex you soon. What... you dirty... ok i'll send you something soon, but 1st let me take a Wankie. #Wankie
by DJ Stu Jones November 8, 2014
Get the #Wankiemug. Person A: "that is wanky, so therefore i don't like it"
Person B: "but isn't it only wanky BECAUSE you don't like it"
Person A: "shut up, i like my logically fallacious argument"
Person B: "but isn't it only wanky BECAUSE you don't like it"
Person A: "shut up, i like my logically fallacious argument"
by blahblahblah June 8, 2004
Get the wankymug.