Mankified

to be touched or affected by something mankyor disgusting
to have been changed somehow, not for the good.

ie, God, i feel so mankified after i slept with Marty!

man that water made me all mankified!

by El Flaymo January 9, 2007

Wankipedia

Wan-key-pee-dee-A - ADJ

Used as an insult for someone who has said something completely false.

Generally applies to 'know it all' type people who are the self proclaimed authority on most subjects

"America is the leader of the free world"
"Did you get that from wankipedia"

by Mike D. Sanders September 29, 2008

Wankerfied

v. To change the pronounciation of a foreign-loan word in English, whether keeping the proper original spelling or not. This can include tonal inflections and accents.

Derivation of the root word, wanker, to imply the offending speaker as English in origin.

The English speakers of the world have an uncanny ability to completely bastardise another language's lexicon, making it wholly impossible for foreigners to learn English at all.

Example:

El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a PLEthora of pinatas?
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo. You have a PLEthora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a PLEthora?
Jefe: A PLEthora is a word whose pronounciation was wankerfied when it was borrowed from the Greek word of the same spelling, but changed the accent stress to the first syllable, causing the fall of Ancient Greece to the Romans. It's "pleh-THOR-ah" not "PLEH-thor-ah," El Guapo.

by Balac the Kraut December 2, 2004

wankipediac

Someone, usually lazy wankers, who use Wikipedia to do homework, teachers to mark their student's coursework, politicians to find and pass dumb ass laws and what George Lucas looks at online all day while he makes $478.55 an hour doing fuck all.

Mum: Son, are you doing your homework?
Son: Yeah, I found the answers on the web
Dad: Fucking wankipediac.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 18, 2008

hankified

1. a sergeant with too much attitude, often wrestling his soldiers into submission

2. unwilling to express love, as if married for several years

That bastard won't speak to me anymore, he's been so hankified lately!

by Jubran DAkwar December 7, 2003

wandified

1. When a wand has been used on you, you have been wandified
2. Aph England's terrible magic wand messing up a spell
3. A muggle attempting to use a wand

"Hey, he's a frog! He's been wandified!"
"Nah, that's how Francis usually looks."

by Gollum-Is-Adorable December 30, 2016

Wonkified

All kinds of crazy mixed into one. Lopsided. Off-kilter.

Nicole had to be all rainbows and unicorns when renee’s Head was all wonkified.

by Nico_suave July 1, 2018