wankeritis 

One who masturbates a lot and/or thinks about the act of masturbating a lot has Wankeritis.

I'm sure John has Wankeritis as he's told me that he masturbates at least eight times a day.

wankeritis by Ian D'Mello May 15, 2007

burberrious wankerous 

the offcial latin terminology adopted by the vatican to identify the lowly chav. lol. burberrious wankerous is the latin for "lowlife shit eating pikey". use it wisely, unless surrounded by chavs... they won't comprehend...

Thou art a foul member of the family "burberrious wankerous". Go away and stop pestering me, lowly dole scum.

burberrious wankerous by i_is_2_rood_4_da_chavs March 11, 2005

wankercunt

A word invented by Morph

Morph said:
If anyone asks, it was me who invented the word wankercunt

wankercunt by newk February 20, 2005

Wankerism 

to be so dedicated to a schedule of masturbation that you cancel all plans that interfer with it.

"I had to cancel my Sunday doctors appointment because it interfered on my batein' time.

Dude, You totally practice wankerism"

"Dzie practices wankerism bro."

Wankerism by PeachTree October 19, 2008

Wankerism 

The act of being, and acting like a wanker.
Also included, subtle wankerism. The variety of wankerism where people don't understand that you're being a total wanker and taking the piss out of them, until a little while after the said act of wankerism has been performed.

Oh that guy Kim, he says things all the time that appear to be funny, but afterwards you realise he's just being a wanker. He's a master of wankerism.

Wankerism by Iamdavidkingoftheworld April 29, 2011

Wankerjam

When a bar is jammed with wankers and there's no room for normal people.

Greg: "Hey, Jimbo, let's go in here."
Jimbo: "Fuck no mate, it's a wankerjam in there."

Wankerjam by Lettheinsanitybegin June 20, 2011

Wankerpussy 

To do something a bit stupid or clumsily and hurt yourself pathetically in the process. Being a bit of a wanker and a pussy at the same time. Very often occurs while drunk.

Claire fell down the stairs, landed on her arse and whinged about it. Everybody laughed.
What a Wankerpussy!

Wankerpussy by FatSteve September 24, 2012