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Wankerpussy

To do something a bit stupid or clumsily and hurt yourself pathetically in the process. Being a bit of a wanker and a pussy at the same time. Very often occurs while drunk.

Claire fell down the stairs, landed on her arse and whinged about it. Everybody laughed.
What a Wankerpussy!

by FatSteve September 24, 2012